The Embarrassness
Hello, I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi. I got bored, so I'm telling you this random story about Anakin Skywalker. It is about Anakin when he went to – no, Anakin, this isn't the one about – no, it's not. I assure you it's about your trip to that one classroom, you know, the one with Senator Amidala as the temporary teacher...? I'm sorry, Anakin, but it's very interesting. And now, I begin – Anakin, shut up. I begin our story during the Clone Wa – Anakin, don't do that – ANAKIN!!!! What did you DO?!!!!! The fire extinguisher is to your LEFT, Anakin, LEFT!!!! NO THAT'S YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!! You were too distracted by your teacher during that time to even learn your lefts from your – NO THE OTHER LEFT!!!!! BLAST IT ANAKIN YOU –
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Sorry about that. I just had to – Anakin, shut up. Anyway, as I was going to continue – ANAKIN!!!!! No, NO NOT AGAIN!!!! Anakin, I know you don't want anyone to hear your embarrassing story but – Anakin, don't even think about getting Ahsoka. That will destroy my sanity. DO YOU EVEN CARE – Anakin. Don't even think about it. NO NO ANAKIN –
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Sorry. Now our story starts during the Clone Wars – what is that Ahsoka? Oh, I just put Anakin in the freezer for a moment. He was getting on my nerves. What? Of course I'm not going to – AHSOKA!!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!! Oh, blast, not again!!!! Ahsoka, now listen carefully. Just splice the red and blue wires. Now take the separated wires and stick them in – Ahsoka, you have a dirty mind. Now just connect the wires to the green and yellow wires. Now – what kind of Jedi are you if you don't what green is – AHSOKA THAT'S THE WRONG ONE –
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Know what? Blast this. I GIVE UP!!!! YOU HEAR THAT!!!!! I-GIVE-UP!!!!!!! THERE!!!! I SAID IT!!!!! HAPPY NOW?!!!!!
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THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! ANAKIN I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T TELL YOUR STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BET YOU'RE LAUGHING AT MY PATHETICNESS!!!!!!!!! WELL I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANAKIN I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There. I feel better now. Anakin, I hope you're enjoying this. My throat is sore.