Disclaimer : I do NOT Own FFVII. I wish I did. Inspired By TornAngelWings' Everyday Instances Number #29
Shampoo
Genesis was having one of the most graphic dreams about beating one particular 'puppy' dead when someone was gently knocking on his apartment door.
"...?" Genesis awoke, startled and cranky.
The knocking became louder. Genesis tried to ignore it, and attempted to fall asleep again.
"GENESIS! I SWEAR THE GAIA IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR I WILL KNOCK IT OFF IT'S DAMN HINGES!" A familiar voice was shrieking.
That got Genesis up. He quickly hopped out of his bed, practicly tripping over his two feet to open the door. Genesis unlocked the 5 locks he always locked on his door and opened the door to see Sephiroth holding a...was that an empty SHAMPOO BOTTLE?!
"What do you want??" Genesis whined. "It's only four in the morning!"
"I. Need. Shampoo. NOW." Sephiroth ordered solemly.
And to think Genesis was 'hair-crazed'.
"WHAT?!" Genesis screamed.
About three other SOLDIERS three floors down had probably woken up to that.
"Move it! I NEED some shampoo!" Sephiroth hissed, pushing past Genesis.
About 2 hours later, Sephiroth came out, happy and his silver hair all shiny and clean.
"Thank you, Genesis. I appreaciate that you let me use your shampoo." Sephiroth smiled happily, his green eyes sparkiling.
With that, Sephiroth skipped out. Genesis ran to his bathroom and looked at his apple-scented shampoo. It was completely drained of it's appley smelling contents.
"SEPHIROTHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Genesis screamed at the top of his lungs.
....Talk about SOLDIER pride.
R&R! Pwease? If I get enough reviews, maybe Genesis might get his shampoo back! :D
Genesis : ....Damn Sephiroth!!