After I did all this work for Ronald he calls me a bum! I tricked the dragon like 4 times and I got no where near a thank you from his lazy butt! So that is when I said I have had enough! I walked right up to that dragon and sat next to it sleeping until it woke up (precisely 10 hours and 33 minutes) now when it woke up (I came prepared) I was there to give it not 10 not 20 but 30 meatballs on one condition (thank goodness this dragon can understand the human language). He had to go and eat that dumb prince I used to be in love with Ronald, then he would get his meatballs. So I happily watched as he ate Ronald and then handed him his reward and he (the dragon) and I both had a big grin on our faces! Then without a Prince (I don't need one) I lived happily ever after with my favourite dogs named Paper and Dress. Because dogs are better than boys!