Author's Note: All my other Fanfics are on hold, all except this one and Attack of the Theme Songs. Before you start reading, I am known for not updating my story for months, I just wanted to warn you before you start reading! Please tell me if this is worth typing! Thank you!
Disclaimer: I am not James Patterson, if I were I wouldn't have ended Fang in the way it did, but oh well.
Prologue
Its funny how things change, things cycle. Take day and night for example. The sun is up and so are our spirits; but as the sun falls so does our awareness, as we surrender into sleep. The moon brings gifts of serenity and dreams. But surprises happen, things we didn't plan or expect, lives change, for the better and worse despite our efforts to keep our lives the same. It's a fact of life, but that's what makes the ride a little interesting.
"MAX! IGGY MADE BACON!" the now 14 year-old Gazzy yelled from downstairs, marking the conclusion of my pondering of life. When the word bacon came to my ears, nothing else seemed to matter, I just had to get to that bacon.
Once I finished my race toward the bacon, I looked up to see some wide eyes from Angel and Nudge, some smirks from Fang and Iggy, and a disgusted face from Gazzy. Hmmm, this isn't the usual greeting in the morning...
"What?" I asked, having the feeling of being left out of a good joke.
Fang quietly said "Nice outfit, Max." With that, my eyes went wild and I looked down, and to my horror I was in a thin, see-through tank top, and my underwear that Nudge forced me to buy that said yummy across the back and were all lacy. I blushed; my face must be resembling a tomato by now. As soon as I realized that I was still just standing there I snapped out of it and sprinted to my room to let me finish getting dressed.
Fang POV
Whoa.
Max POV
As soon as I finished getting fully dressed, I sheepishly walked down the stairs to the kitchen, and swiped the last few pieces of bacon, not looking up once. I then went to the only seat left, which was in between Fang and Iggy. Great (read: Crap). The whole table was silent as I started on the pile of bacon on my plate.
After a few minutes, Iggy, in his sexist pig glory, said "Well thanks for that show Max!" And the flock erupted in laughter, forcing me to leave Bacon La-La Land. :(
"Screw you." I said to Iggy (Sorry guys but I'm not gonna cuss in this story)
"Oh, I would let you, but Fang here would get very upset, see he has dibs on you" he retorted, which earned him a smack on the back of his head.
Fang glared at Iggy,-which he could now see to thanks to a very distraught Jeb trying to get on our good sides- then he cleared his throat, quieting us all down and demanding our attention.
"I, uh, have some, um...news" Fang stuttered. He glanced at me, so I nodded as some encouragement, glad to have something new to distract the flock from my little...incident earlier this morning.
"Well, I am...joining the Army."
WHAT!
Author's Note: So how was it? Please review and tell me if it's worth continuing. Also leave some suggestions on how Max will react. Or just write anything random, I don't really care.
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