I panicked as I walked down the strange hallway.

You see, I'm a very...paranoid...person. So, when I awake in a strange janitor's closet, I have a reason to freak out.

"Mom?" I called, as if my mom would pop out of nowhere and say, "Hey, Cameron, you know, I just traveled to Germany during the night."

Maybe. My life is crazy.

I paused as I stood in front of a door. A familiar door.

Swallowing hard, I opened the door slowly. Upon this opening, my eyes fell on a huge table.

And people at that table.

Familiar people.

"Uh...who the hell are you?" A familiar Turkish man with a mask said. I winced at his voice. "What's your problem?"

I glared at him. "You are, Sadiq Andan."

"WHAT? How do you know my name?!"

I look around the room. When I fell asleep, I was in a normal American world. Now, apparently, I am in Hetalia.

My favorite anime.

Then, the thought struck me. I looked around at the countries, poker-facing.

I spotted my love immediately. That silky black hair, those chocolate brown eyes...

Still poker-facing, I walked nearer and nearer to him.

When he realized that it was him was walking towards, his eyes widened. "W-what...?" He murmured in that cute, deep voice of his.

I got close to him, still poker-facing. "Kiku Honda..." I murmured. I blushed smiled. "Hey." I waved cute-ly.

Everyone in the room sighed.

"Who are you?" I heard England say.

I grinned at him. "Hey, Brit. I'm Cameron."

"W-why are you so close to me?" Japan asked, blushing.

I shrugged. "You are hot."

Japan let out a small gasp.

"Anyway," I sat on Japan's lap, "-how'd I get here?"

Nations around the room shrugged.

Japan tried to push me off of his lap in protest but I simply pushed down harder until he gave up.

Oh well.

"I say I'm staying with Greece and Japan." I explained.

Greece stirred from his nap. "Mm?"

"I'm staying at your place, okay?"

The Grecian, my other husband, blinked. "Uh...yeah."

I kissed Japan's cheek and whispered "Bye, baby~" and made my way to a certain blush-y Italian's chair.

"Babe." I said to Romano. "You didn't say hi?"

The Italian blushed.

I jumped on to his lap and put my hands behind his neck. I crossed my legs. "Hey, just because I'm a shortie doesn't mean you have to ignore me, bambino~." I nuzzled my head into his neck. "Lovi~"

"Ooh!" Spain exclaimed, amused. "Lovi's a little tomato~"

I glanced at the Italian and smirked. This was fun.

"Lovino~ don't miss me to much, okay?" I uncrossed my legs and stood up. I blew a kiss to him. "Chu~"

I skipped around the room until I found the little trio. Austria, Prussia and Hungary.

"Yo. Mr. Awesome."

Prussia's head shot back at my remark, and he smirked.

"May I borrow your girlfriend for a minute?"

He nodded, obviously impressed by my knowledge of his awesomeness.

The pansy Austria scowled.

Hungary looked at me in confusion.

I leaned in and whispered in her ear. "Yaoi."

Her eyes got wide. "Yaoi."

I nodded. "Yaoi."

"Yaoi." We said together, and exploded into little clouds of butterfly rainbow sparkly yaoi smoke.