A/N: This is my second story in the series "The Other Boys of South Park". I recommend reading the previous story in the series, North Park, before starting this one, as there will be references to things that happened that you will not understand without reading it. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Inspector Butters is on the Case
The bell rang and the students filled the hallways. All except Butters, who was in the computer lab. He wanted to play detective, but he didn't have any cases. He printed out flyers to get people's attention and ran into town to hand them out.
Butters arrived at South Park's main street. The town was nearly repaired after the Green Bay Packers took the town hostage a week ago. He stood in front of Tom's Rhinoplasty and began trying to hand out flyers.
"Gee, this sure is hard." No one seemed to notice him as the adults all pushed by. Butters decided to leave a few flyers hung up before heading home. He didn't look up from the ground on his way home. He wanted to play detective, but he can't be a detective without a case.
Butters laid out his mat in the garage and decided to sing and dance to try to cheer up.
"Lu, Lu, Lu. I've got some apples. Lu, Lu, Lu. You've got some too. Lu, Lu, Lu. Let's make some applesauce, take off our clothes and Lu, Lu, Lu."
"Herro. You're private inspector, right? I need your help. Someone steal my sheety shrimp." Butters turned to see the City Wok owner Lu Kim at the garage door with a flyer.
"That's me! Inspector Butters is always, uh ready to take a case."
"Werr great. Come-a down to Sheety Wok and you can-a rook round." Butters got his inspector badge the nice policeman gave him and a notepad and followed Lu Kim to the City Wok in town.
They walked inside and Butters noticed the tray labeled "City Shrimp" was empty.
"They took arr my sheety shrimp. I bet it was those goddamn Mongorians again. Arways breaking my warrs and stealing my sweet-and-sour pork."
"Don't worry mister. I'll find who stole your sheety shrimp and bring it back to you!" Butters said with a smile. Butters ran out the door and headed home. It was getting late, and if he stayed out late to find a shrimp thief, he'd get grounded.
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Butters woke up the next day, excited to start his investigation. But first he had to go to school.
In Mr. Garrison's class, Butters was thinking hard about possible suspects. He narrowed it down to Eric, Mongolians, Crab People, and the Japanese. The bell rang and Butters ran to his locker. He wanted to hurry out of school to start looking for clues.
"Hey, Butters." Craig said. Butters turned to the boy with the blue hat. "You coming to my party tonight?" Butters totally forgot.
"Oh gee, Craig. I forgot all about your party. I don't think I can make it." Craig flipped Butters off and walked over to chat with Clyde. Butters felt bad, but if he hurried, he could find the thief and make it to the party.
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Down the hall, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman approached Craig, who was asking Bebe if she was coming.
"A party? Sweet we'll be there." Stan said.
"No. All you guys do is cause trouble, and I want my party to be nice and boring. You guys wouldn't like it anyway. We're going to sit around, watch TV, and play games. You know, like normal kids."
"Well why does Kenny get to go?"
"Because Kenny isn't an asshole."
"Woo-hoo!" Kenny shouted in excitement.
"Fuck you Craig! We don't want to come to your gay party anyway!" Cartman yelled.
"Yeah!" Kyle agreed. The three of them walked away.
"We have to get into that party." Cartman whispered.
"What?" Kyle said.
"Everybody's going, and if we don't go, everyone will think we're lame."
"Everyone already thinks you're lame, fat ass."
"He's right Kyle." Stan added. "The whole 4th grade is going, and so are we."
End of Chapter 1
A/N: Hope you enjoyed! If you have any suggestions, or just want to voice your opinion, leave a review. I'm addicted to writing these, so expect more content all the time.