Kilroy: (grinning like an idiot) Yay! First Fic, First Fic, I'm happy, hooray for me.

Hoobob: (sweatdrops) You are an idiot, you know that.

Kilroy: And how always needed help with physics?

Lute: You did. You asked me to tutor you numerous times.

Hoobob: (smiling triumphantly) Ha! I knew you weren't that smart. (leaves room)

Kilroy: I never asked you to tutor me.

Lute: (grins evilly)

Kilroy: Why you little bleep

Lute: What did you just call me?

Kilroy: You heard me!

They start fighting and many cuss-words fly.

Zero: BREAK IT UP YOU TWO!

Kilroy and Lute: WHY SHOULD WE!

Zero: (Silently reaches for Z-Saber)

Kilroy and Lute immediately stop fighting.

Zero: Good. Now make up.

Kilroy: (makes up with Lute) Now on with the Fic.

Lute: Kilroy doesn't own Fire Emblem or any of the characters.

There were two teenage boys sitting around an extremely messy room, looking extremely bored.

"I'm bored," said one of the boys stating the obvious.

"Well what do you want to do?" asked the other, "This is your house, Kilroy, so you should have something to do here."

"Oh yeah, I just remembered, I just finished the dimensional travel machine in the basement," Kilroy said excitedly, "And I need someone to test it, Mark."

"I am not going to be your guinea pig! Why don't you do it." Mark exclaimed.

"Because someone has to stay behind to operate the machine, and it's to complicated to teach you how," Kilroy responded.

"One more thing," Mark said, "We are already in the basement, and I don't see this machine of yours."

"Oh this is just a lower room, the basement is behind that door," Kilroy said.

"Why haven't I noticed that before?" asked Mark.

"I dunno. Any way, what do ya say." Kilroy responded.

"All right, I am just that bored," said Mark in a very boring voice.

Then both boys went through the door, down some stairs and into the basement. When they got there Mark stood in awe of what he saw. It was an extremely large chamber hooked to a console. There was other equipment hooked to the pod that looked like they came from another time. Kilroy walked up to console and pushed some buttons, and the door to the pod slid open.

"Alright, get in and sit down," Kilroy told his friend, "Where do you want to go? You can go to any world ever created."

"Um… I want to go to… owwww… the Final Fantasy X universe," Mark said with a very happy look on his face, causing Kilroy to sweatdrop, knowing full well why he wanted to go. Mark stepped into the chamber, still smiling like an idiot. The door slid shut behind him.

A voice over the loudspeaker in the chamber said, "When you get there we will be able to communicate by way of this cell phone," a small drawer opened revealing a cell phone. Mark picked it up and put it in his pocket. "When you get there I will call you to make sure that you made it successfully to your destination. If you want to get out, just call me, you don't even have to dial, and I will pull you out. I will be able to observe you from this end, so I will pull you out immediately I you are in danger of loosing your life. Are you ready to go?"

"Yes, I am but that was one long explanation," Mark responded.

"Alright here we go," Kilroy said pushing a button on the console. This caused a whirring sound to resonate around the room. Suddenly one of the machines hooked to the pod blew up, causing Kilroy to fly across the room. This was followed by pieces of the console to burn out, too. This caused the destination to change and Mark was not sent to the predetermined destination they planned.

After the dust settled, Kilroy got to his feet and checked the console, to see what damage had been done. He checked the history of the portal and found that it had indeed changed the location before sending Mark, he just couldn't determine were he went. He went over to the part of the console that housed the communication device, in order to lock in on the cell phone signal, only to find that it was in the center of the area that had burned out. "CRAP! DAMMIT! FCK! BOB SAGOT!" Kilroy shouted, obviously pissed. It would take forever for him to fix this and not only that, but now he could not communicate with Mark. He sighed and set to work fixing the devices, the communication device took precedence.

Meanwhile…

Mark had arrived at his destination, but he had emerged from the portal about 15 feet off the ground. When he landed, he was knocked out. When he woke up a beautiful teen-age girl with blue-green hair greeted him. "I see that you are finally awake," she said to him, "I found you outside, unconscious, are you alright?" she said, sounding a little worried.

"Yeah, I think so. By the way, my name's Mark," said Mark introducing himself.

"Nice to meet you Mark, my name is Lyn," replied the girl.

Mark was a little worried; this was not the dimension he planned on visiting, though he didn't mind too much. If something went wrong back home, he was in deep shit. He decided that as soon as he got the chance he would call Kilroy to see what had happened. All of the sudden, they heard a noise outside.

"I'll go check it out, you stay hear," Lyn told Mark. She left for a little, then returned. When she came back she looked very worried. All she said was, "Bandits," and Mark knew what was going on.

"Well… crap," was all Mark could think to say after hearing the news.

Lute: You did not just do that.

Kilroy: Yes I did.

Lute: Well its over so no complaining now.

Kilroy: Its just getting started. This is going to be fun.

Zero: I'm proud of you two.

Kilroy and Lute: Why?

Zero: You managed to get through this ending without fighting.

Kilroy: Your right. You want to fix that.

Lute: Bring it.

Kilroy and Lute begin to fight. Zero sweat drops and leaves the room, shaking his head. Hoobob, who has been in the room the whole time begins laughing his head off. Lute and Kilroy stop fighting each other and beat of Hoobob. They stop looking satisfied.

Kilroy: Well that was fun.

Lute: Yah.

Kilroy: R&R People, I really need some suggestions for pairings. I don't know when I will update again, so… Yah. Oh, I also would like some suggestions for a title.