: QUICK CALL THE HOMEWORK POLICE! :
Hay guys. Sorry this isn't a mortal instruments story. This is a retarded conversation I had with myself over messages. My friend thatgirlinpajamas had not finished her homework and thats how it started. I was laughing so hard I thought to myself " hay i'm gonna post it on fan !" So here it is...
*ring ring*
hellooo
"oh helloo mr homework police tahlee hasn't done her homework and she is going to get into a lot of trouble
oh no! i shall be there with my handcuffs right away!
ok bye mr homework police
OK! everyone ON THE FLOOR NOW!
who here has NOT finished there homework?
I HAVE A BUBBLE GUN AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
THIS IS THE HOMEWORK POLICE DO WHAT I SAY OR BE BUBBLED!
I shall have to search the room for any overdue homework...
*GASP* THIS HOMEWORK TASK WAS DUE IN FEBRUARY! RIGHT EVERYONE LINE UP ON THE WALL DOUBLE TIME! IM TAKING YOU IN!
are we going to jail sir?!
yes!
for how long sir
until all homework is finished!
ALL HOMEWORK!?
yes..all homework
RIGHT GET IN THE CLOWN CAR EVERYONE IN THE CLOWN CAR!IM TAKING YOU TO *dramatic music* THE LIBARY
YOU SHALLNOWFINNISHALLHOMEWORk
SIR YES SIR!
good
excuse me sir?
WHAT!?
i need my birthday present
YOU NOT GETTEN NO BDAY PRESENT!
but sir!
NO PRESENTS UNTIL ALL HOMEWORK IS COMPLETED! UN-DER-STOOD?
sir!
QUIET! NO PRESENTS! DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
sits down at table and opens books*
I shall be patrolling the area. agent banana come in agent banana
Yes agent homework?
all is clear
good over and out.
over and out
Excuse me sir?
WHAT NOW?!
may I please get a drink?
CODE RED CODE RED SHE IS REQUESTING A DRINK CODE RED CODE RED GET ME BACK UP BACK UP!
EVERYONE DOWN ON THE FLOOR! STICK YOUR LEGS UP LIKE FLIES ! NOW DOUBLE TIME!
BACKUP HASARRIVEDSIR!
GET THEM ALL IN HANDCUFFS WERE TAKING THEM TO THE ASYLUM LETS MOVE!
GIVE THE GIRL A SLUSHY LETS MOVE MOVE MOVE!
SIR! WE ARE OUT OF SLUSHIES SIR!
WELL GIVE HER A HOTDOG AGENT PEAGREEN!
SIR YES SIR!
we'll show her for not completing her homework
*in the asylum*
whaa?
QUICK SHE'S AWAKE GET THE COOKIES GET THE COOKIES!
thecookiessir!
GIVE THEM TO HER LETS MOVE DOUBLETURNER
SIR YES SIR!
agent buttercream is one hard working man, tell cook to give him extra Brussel sprouts tonight
yes sir!
*three days later*
HAVEYOUFINISHEDYOURHOMEWORK!?
uuuum yes sir?!
wow really?
yes sir
do you want me to check over it?
umm sure...
*looks over homework*
thats good.
thank you sir
we shall have a celebration party tonight!
yay! can Jamie Campbell Bower come?
sure. AGENT BUTTERSCOTCH! GO KIDNAP JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER NOW! AND TELL HIM TO BRING EXTRA MAYO!
SIR YES SIR!
I told you it was retarded :P oh well I had a sugar rush and I was really bored. Hope it made you smile :)