Hello Ya'll. I'm so sad that you guys reported my other story, but whatever. Review on this spicy story from the mexicans above.
"I would like to ask some questions" he asked.
"Okay?" she said.
"Are you still an object on the south : Yes or No" She said yes, I don't understand why she still wants to be a banana.
"I have another question"
"Uhm, Okay? I don't understand, Ron, what is happening?"
"Shush, please. Lemme finish."
"Where's Ron?"
"Would you grow up to be a taco disguised as a calculator? Yes or no." She said yes, and I still don't understand why she has a condom on her big toe. I guess she wanted me to suck it later
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"Is that all the questions?"
"No, I still have more."
"Oh God.."
"Did you say anything?"
"No."
"Where did you put the cheese? Answer quickly.
"If Ronald didn't feed it to the big bird in our back lawn, it should be in the freezer."
"We checked, you only have fried chicken." "
Oh God, we have Mr. T back into our house again.."
"Excuse me?"
"What?"
"Sorry, nothing."
"These questions are immature, can you please tell me why you're asking?"
"No, not yet.. a couple more."
"What was the most disgusting thing Ron said he wanted to do? Answer quickly."
"Well, Uhm..he told me when he was a kid he had a sexual mind and that he found it sexually arousing if someone threatened him to rip his dick off.."
"Excuse me?"
"You said the most disgusting he WANTED to do, not what he DID do."
"Well, uhm..the people will be happy to hear that, I expect. What was the most disgusting thing he has done?"
"Are you sure you wanna know?"
"Yes."
"Well, one time when he were having sexual intercourse, he told me to stick cheese the size of a butter bar up his anus. So I did."
"..Well, then."
"You asked, I answered."
"Didn't you find it repulsive?"
"No, well, until he made me lick the dirty spots."
"Well, then. Has Ron done anything that made you feel sick?"
"Well yes, sir. A couple times. Like once, before we were married, he told me that boys..er, privates, would only grow if someone sucked really hard on the "Seed of the growing penis" so everyday he would of made me suck on it till it got really big like a giant, he told me."
"Well, then..this Ron has a sick mind then."
"Well, of course you would say that. You don't know him like I do. I knew him for..hah! A while, to long. Where's Ron?"
"Back to the questions,"
"Why won't you tell me where Ron is?"
"Did Ron ever..touch you when you were younger?"
"Oh Jesus! Where do I start with this one?! He told me when I was around 9 that if a boy doesn't touch...down there, you'll start growing hair on your hands! So I was to scared to get hair on my hands, when he told me everyone would be making fun of me when I get to Middle School when I would be the only one with hairy hands because every other girl has been touched. So he touched...down there till I was 14."
"I am so sorry to hear that, Ron was the liar then, was he?"
"Well, I wouldn't know. He said after a couple years of touching my hands wouldn't be hairy and look, they aren't!"
"..Well then, I'm happy for you. What happened after you were 14?"
"Rob took me to a crack house and made me sell my body for more cheese to stick up his anus."
"Did you put it up in there?"
"Oh no, he let do that."
"Mrs. Weasley? Why are you calling her that?"
"I can't believe she went and screwed Ron right in front of me, so I don't call her my mother anymore."
"Well, then. Your off to go, Ginny.
"Thank you, now can you tell me where Ron is?"
"Next door to the right, where all your other brothers are."
"Thank you, gooday kind sir."
~*~*~*~The End*~*~*~
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