She tapped my pencil just trying to tick me off. Today was the magical day of the weed committee. HIKARU HITACHIIN! WEED LEADER! just kidding. . . . or am I . . . .but yaya this is the deal. He came to me and said " smoke this!" and I couldn't just turn it down, come on its weed! I mean candy! yeah thats it candy! We were running from the cops when ayame yamatopako was stalking us and . . . . im sorry im a very very bad liar. No im not I love doing it! it makes me feel like a magical symmetrical unicorn who likes french toast and sharmen ultra strong toilet tissue as the leading brand. . . not to mention french kissing turtles is apart of my day job! But to get back to the point . . . I LOVE YOU HIKARU! now that you are listening, shall we continue?

I tapped my pencil, impatiently waiting for class to end. Today was the day, the day that I, Ayame Yamato, would finally confess to the most perfect guy in the world, Hikaru Hitachin...JUST KIDDING! Hah, you actually believed that? Pssh, I'm not into that girly, sissy stuff. My name really is Ayame Yamato though. I don't go to Ouran, but I'm going to apply for it just to show those snobby, rich people. The bell bell rang and I shot out of my seat to the door. I ran to the principal's office almost tripping on the way. The secretary looked up with a bored expression. Does she ever smile? I thought to myself, while walking towards her desk. I gave her a big smile and asked "Is Mr. Tashinoto in?" The lady, Barbra I believe her name was, replied with a big N-O NO! I couldn't believe it, when I needed him the most, he wasn't here! Suddenly a voice was heard. "Barb, you can go home now." The woman didn't waste a second and hastily went out the door. I was in disbelief, Since when is this school so...I can't even find the word! Giggling was then heard. It was very familiar...wait, it can't be! HIKARI?!

"Hey," she said leisurely walking in. "Was my voice impression that believable?

If she wasnt my best friend I would've knocked that innocent look off her not-so-innocent face.

" now what?" I said to no-one in particular.

I looked over to hikari who was grinning devilishly while walking up to me with that its-about-to-go-down face.

" Now we hack into the system and get you transferred to the all might rich school" she began to laugh while walking into the principals office doing a double take onto his desk. I always knew she was a disturbed child.

" Arent you gonna transfer?" I asked her curiously.

" WELL when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they all go to Starbucks for a cup of coffee and BAM a baby is born!" she whispered ever so gently.

I knew she went pedophile mode when the star in her eye twinkled.

CUT! CUT! THATS NOT HOW THE STORY GOES!

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wELL MY FRIEND WROTE ALL THOSE OTHER PARTS XD (I didn't realise this was in CAPS lock...) Well The real story will be posted soooooonnnnn :D