Disclaimer: I do not own Halo or the song "Baby's Got Back", aka 'Big Butts". Halo is owned by Bungie and Microsoft. Sir Mixalot owns all right to the song "Baby's Got Back". I just own what I add.

A/N:This is done to the tune on Sir Mixalot's "Baby's Got Back" Talking done by Cortana. Rap by Master Chief.

Halo Rap

"talking"

Oh my god

Johnson, look at his gun

It is so big

He looks like one of those Spartan guys

They only follow him because he looks like a Spartan

I mean his gun

I can't believe it's so big

It's like out there

I mean, it's huge

Look, he's just so green

"rap"

I like big guns and I cannot lie

You other soldiers can't deny

When a Grunt walks in with a plasma pistol

And a grenade in your face

You go BOOM!

Wanna pull up front

Cuz you notice that gun was loaded

Deep in the holster he's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, man I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that gun you got

Makes mine look corny

Ooh, all of that smooth steel

You say you wanna get in my warhog

Well use me use me cuz you aint that average covie

I've seen them dying

The hell with flying

He's calm, cold, you won't see him get old

I'm tired of magazines

Saying small guns are the thing

Take the average soldier and him that

He gotta pack some back

Soldiers (yeah) Soldiers (yeah)

Do you have a big gun (hell yeah)

Well shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot that big gun

Covenant come back

I like 'em round and big

And when I'm on the field

I just can't help myself

I'm actin like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And BANG, double up BANG BANG

I aint talkin bout small boys

Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

I wannem real thick as a log

So find me a warhog

Master Chief's comin on the double

Beggin for a piece of that trouble

So I'm lookin' at war videos

Watchin' these prophets walkin like hoes

You can have them prophets

I like my guns with mojo

A word to the thick soul Brutes

I wanna get with ya

I will cuss and hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna kill

Till the break of dawn

I got it goin' on

A lot of covies won't like this song

Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So Elites (yeah) Elites (yeah)

If you wanna role in my fight (hell yeah)

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even the Arbiter got to shout

Covenant come back

Yeah man

When it comes to guns

Modern Warfare got nothing to do with my selection

38 special

Do you want me to get a killing spree

Covenant's come back