Your Lady Neptune was lazy, and you were her bodyguard so you had to do anything she said. You didn't really mind being her servant, as the times you were able to prove yourself to Lady Purple Heart when protecting her all but made up for it. You carried your sleeping goddess to her bed and tucked her in. You sat down at the foot of her bed and took a breath. You did have your own room, yet you took your job very seriously and stayed by her bed. You undid the scabbard on your back and placed it by your goddesses. You picked up your lap top and checked out the Guild quests that you were going to make your goddess do tomorrow, just as her younger older looking sister Nepgear entered the room to check on Neptune. You noticed her out the corner of your illuminated (e/c) eyes.
"Hello (Y/N). What are you doing?" You patted the area beside you. "Guild quests?"
"Yes Lady Nepgear. I plan to wake your sister up early so she can actually get some work done." The CPU candidate nodded, and you brought up the second part of your plan. "I am also seeing if I can get you and the rest of the candidates the day off tomorrow." You received a request to a video chat and answered after putting on your headphones. "Hello, Lady Noire, Lady Blanc, and Lady Vert." Lady Nepgear tugged on your arm, and you extended the headphones so that she could hear as well.
"Polite as ever, (Y/N)." Lady Noire stated, brushing some hair out of her face. "So, I considered your request and yes. Uni can be off tomorrow with Nepgear." Lady Uni appeared on the other end and waved.
"And Rom and Ram are also allowed to be with Nepgear." Lady Blanc said, and her two younger sisters popped up.
"Sis, is that Nepgear and (Y/N)?" You smiled at young Lady Ram and nodded. "Yay! We get the day off!"
"But Ram, we don't really work..." Lady Rom stated, and you laughed a little. You were a mortal among gods, yet you were still able to beat any of the CPU candidates in a one v one, and on good days two v one.
"Anyway, its late. Goodnight, I'm ending the call." Lady Noire shut down the call and you sent Lady Nepgear off to bed. You went to sleep yourself to wake up at five. Your headphones stayed on your head so only you woke up at first and checked your equipment. Your dark purple battle suit was made of the same material that the goddess suits were made of, and was very light and flexible and was able to keep you cool. Your sword was a four foot purple katana with a black hilt and most said that you were on par with the actual CPUs. You hadn't beaten any of them yet, though you feared that you would soon be able to absolutely destroy your CPU.
"Milady, please wake up." She rolled over and hugged her pillow. You sighed and lifted her up by her arm, and shook her awake.
"WHA?! (Y/N)?" You placed her down, and your lilac haired goddess began glaring up at you. "Why are we up so early?"
You handed her jacket and she pouted angrily. "We are going questing Milady, please, follow me." You walked out of the door and she chased after you until you were in the dark streets of Planeptune. You were fine in your battle suit, but your Lady was shaking from the cold. Suddenly you heard her footsteps stop and you turned to find you goddess planted firm in a stance with her arms up like a little girl wanting to be picked up. "Lady Neptune?"
"Don't 'Lady Neptune' me mister! Get your sorry (S/C) behind over here and carry me!" You silently obeyed her and swept her off her feet, leading her to snuggle into your arms. You sighed and carried your goddess to the Guild, hissing at any drunk men who dared to come ten feet near you two. You shook her everytime she fell asleep and finally you were able to place her down inside the Guild. You set up two lower tier quests a one middle tier quest and the receptionist you were familiar with was surprised.
"Did you suddenly lose all your strength or something (Y/N)?" She asked.
You sighed and gestured to your goddess who had fallen asleep again. "Sorry Ally, I just need to get my goddess used to fighting again. Soon I'll be back to doing hard quests."
She laughed. "Okay, we'll have the ambulance on speed dial once that begins." You nodded and took the data chips.
You tapped Lady Neptune awake and she put out her arms again. "No milady, Lady Histoire said only one carry per two hours." You had planned this with Lady Histoire and thanks to your CPU's drowsiness she nodded and began to walk. You both made your way to Virtua Forest and found a pack of Dogoos, which you had to slay thirty of. You practiced your hand to hand combat with these weak monsters, and we're surprised when your goddess summoned her blade. "Milady, must you really use your blade against these faughter enimies?" You sliced one with a chop out of existence and kicked one into pixels.
"Don't we usually use our swords?" She asked as she began to slice one up. Uh oh, she was using her sword, and she wasn't one shotting it.
"How long has it been since you last raised your blade to someone?"
"Um, eight months? Maybe more?" She laughed a little, and you blocked a Dogoo from licking her, sighing.
"You kill the rest, okay? You need to get back in shape milady, or else." Her jaw dropped and you smiled at the somewhat loli goddess. "Before you ask why, Lady Histoire is considering lowering me to a grunt in the army as you stay inside so much, and you don't need any guarding. If you start to put yourself in more danger she'll keep me, but in your current state Milady I may be..." She tackled you and began crying to your surprise. "Milady?"
"Please don't go!" She kept sobbing into your chest which really surprised you. You figured you were nothing more than her servant, but you she was actually crying over the thought of you leaving.
"It's out of my hands, Lady Neptune. Sorry..."
She looked up at you with reddened eyes. "Did Histy offer anyway to keep you guarding me (Y/N)?" Lady Histoire figured that she would feel guilty, and drawn up a contract, but you had to lure in your goddess.
"Yes, but you have to follow my regimen, and sign this." You summoned the contract from your storage and Lady Neptune immediately signed. "This means you have to listen to me, Milady, you know that right?"
"Now I do, but I will suffer just to keep you as my friend and bodyguard." Friend? Okay you had never seen this side of your goddess. She killed the rest of the Dogoos in 264 swings, you counted. "Next?" She asked, hands on her knees and you collected the data for the quest and you went to another part of the field. She caught up and you gestured to the Super Otakus who were sitting down, playing cards. You raised three fingers then two. "You'll kill the two that are not neccesary and I'll kill the other three?" You nodded, and kept your blade in your scabbard. Your Lady stayed behind you as ran up to one, and threw it into another, and then you jumped down on both of them, causing them to explode into pixels. You stepped aside, and Lady Neptune... "Okay, it's Neptune, or Nep, okay?" She could hear your narration? "Yep. Now then, hi yah!" 523 swings, and you had to block 123 punches. These results were not good. "Hey! I'm trying my best!"
"You should have been doing the same for the past eight or so months Milady."
"You nor Histy have been giving me support!"
You face palmed. "Lady Histoire and I have been trying to get you to work, me subtly and Milady dragging you." You stated, collecting the quest data. "When we report back to the Basilicom I am dueling you and Lady Purple Heart."
"Why?"
"You will see." You decided that the last quest was a fetch of an item you already had so you reported back to the Guild, and Ally happily greeted you. You bowed to her and she blushed. "Here you go ma'am."
"Has the Oracle trained to you to be completely proper?" You nodded and she reached out an ruffled your neatly combed (H/C) hair.
"Hey, it takes forever to get it like this Als!"
"It's look much better like this." Considering all the time you spent at the Guild you and Ally had become good friends.
"Let's just keep it good friends. (Y/N), turn in the data chips, we need to duel." You did as your goddess requested and waved as your goddess dragged you away. "How long have you two been seeing each other?" Neptune asked and you smirked.
"Eight or so months, maybe more." You answered and she threw you into the training room, and you recovered off one hand and pulled out your blade. "Begin." She charged you, but you blocked and kicked her back.
She was shocked and yelled, "Cross Combo!" You sidestepped each blow and sliced her sword hand. She dropped her blade, and you pulled back and punched your goddess into one of the walls, shaking the building, and you dusted off your fist.
Lady Histoire floated in on her book, sipping her coffee. "You got her to sign the contract?" You nodded, and she patted you on the shoulder. "I knew I could count on you." Neptune transformed, usually a sight to behold for a mortal, but considering Lady Histoire's reaction to sensing her energy you figured it was nothing spectacular. "Your transformed goddess is at fifty percent if you are at one hundred." The two of you sighed in unison as Lady Purple Heart charged. You blocked again, killing all her momentum. You used a move that you had seen used in the movies, dashing behind her and chopping her in the neck. She gasped and reverted in a burst of pixels and you caught her. "She has weakened a lot, and you have grown a lot." You carried Neptune to her chair at the kitchen table and you prepared a quick breakfast of a ham and cheese sandwich and as you cooked Lady Histoire leaned against your neck. "Goddesses grow at a fast rate in strength, so your training should work fast."
"I hope, training a person who's supposed to be protecting a nation." You said sadly, and for the sake of this not becoming repetitive, your going to skip to where you got to actual paperwork. Neptune transformed and looked at you as Purple Heart.
"Shall we begin?" She asked, and you nodded at her with a calm smile. She quickly turned to her work, and at first you wondered why she was in her CPU form until you remembered the riots when she tried to work on them as Neptune. You never knew how much plain old rocks hurt, and how many people were actually in Planeptune. You went through papers as usual, declining requests from Arfoire, any of the four felons except for CFW Brave who had managed to match you. You would glance over at Lady Purple Heart to make sure she was okay, and found her rubbing her shoulders. You finished your stack of papers and went over to your Lady silently and began to massage her shoulders without her even asking you and she dropped her pen, moaning a little. "Lower to left plea... Ah!" You used your knuckles and palms, working out all the knots in her upper back and stopping. "Oh my (Y/N), where did you learn to do that?"
You shrugged and returned to your desk, double checking all your papers. "I can just do it, Milady, I didn't pick it up from anywhere."
She nodded and returned to her work. "A request from this Ally person..." She muttered to herself as you sharpened your blade, which you looked up from. She was now straightening her papers and placing them next to yours. She reverted and Neptune yawned. "Come on dude, can we take a break?"
"You can trade in the rest of your carries for the week for a full body massage, both your forms Neptune." You said and she nodded immediatly, running off to change into something. You went and got some oil when Lady Histoire came in to do paperwork. "All done ma'am. You may relax."
Despite being extremely small compared to your height, she still took out a tiny comb and brushed your hair back into place singing a little lullaby. When she was done she asked, "How much do we pay you?"
You laughed. "When I was hired by Neptune she said that it was just an honor to be working as her bodyguard, so I have been living of Guild quest money."
"Would one million credits a week suffice?" You nodded and you put out your pinky to shake hands. Neptune came back in, scantily clad in a orange bikini. You lead her to a table that you had lined with cloth and she laid down and undid her bra. You covered your hands in oil and went to work on her upper back. Since she wasn't the diginified Lady Purple Heart she would moan openly and wouldn't request areas, but command. You worked her calfs, and finished with her feet.
She transformed and you swore you saw lust in her bright beautiful cyan eyes. As you started on her slender neck the TV rang. She asked you to answer for her, and since you didn't want to stop the massage you kicked off your shoe and kicked it to the answer button. On the view came the other three goddesses who gasped at the rather lewd sight.
Lady Vert was the first to break out of her shock and she said, "Wow Neptune, you have the most loyal bodyguard ever. How is the massage?"
"Oh Vert he is amazing with his hands. I tried a new core and my shoulders were hurting from the new cup size and while we were doing paperwork he worked out all the pains even without the oil." You turned away from the camera, flustered and steaming when the other two goddesses broke out of their shock.
"I may need to borrow (Y/N) if that's okay. You have the stress of a larger cup size but I have the stress of running a nation, unlike you Neptune, who has her little sister, her oracle, and her bodyguard doing all the work." Lady Noire stated, hand on her chest.
"That's not true! I run my nation!" Lady Purple Heart said, yet you feared that one of the goddesses would have a counter claim.
"Incorrect. We did some research and found that all your paperwork until today was done by Histoire and (Y/N) and all the monster killing being done by Nepgear and (Y/N)." Lady Blanc stated, and you couldn't argue. "In fact this new Nep TV Talk should be called (Y/N) TV Talk because (Y/N) created it." Lady Purple Heart looked down, ashamed.
"So technically (Y/N), who's only job should be guarding you is actually more of a goddess than you, and he's why Planeptune is beating Leanbox." Lady Vert stated.
"So, we called up to offer (Y/N) a deal." Lady Noire stated, and focused on you, who had gotten down to your lady's lower back. "Would you like to come work for one of us?"
You skipped your Lady's butt and worked her thighs, shaking your head. "I am Planeptune born, and it is an honor to serve under my goddess no matter what I have to do, so sorry Miladies, I deny your request."
Lady Blanc smiled and nodded, turning to your goddess. "We understand, now Neptune, do not take advantage of your loyal bodyguard anymore, or else. Goodbye now."
After the thrashing to her pride, Neptune became as disciplined as you and her counterpart, constantly sparring with you and week by week getting better and more used to her jobs. By four months of training she was able to catch up with Lowee and beat them, only beaten by Lastation, which you both worked hard togther to overcome. "Any more paperwork, (Y/N)?" Neptune asked, and you shook your head. "After a few sparring matches we'll go questing, okay?"
"Of course." She summoned her blade, and you drew yours as you two went to the training room. She was a little stronger than when you first dueled with her in her transcended state, so beating her as Neptune was still no challenge, but when she transformed is when you met problems. Since she had been getting more and more shares Lady Purple Heart was stronger and stronger, and your duels were coming harder and harder. She charged and you dodged and stabbed her which she blocked and tried to kick you, which you blocked with a knee. You burst away from each other waiting for the other to strike. "Multiplication Combination!" You yelled as you activated your skill and charged her.
"Cross Combination!" She cried as she tried to counter you with her skill. You beat the clash because your moves had six swings and her only five, and you drop kicked her down which she recovered from midair. You fell back to ground, breaking into a sprint as you landed and she flew at you. You did a flip over her and threw your blade at one of her wings, and she went off course. You landed and burst back again, picking up your sword and throwing it at her other wing, and she crashed. For the final time you picked up your sword and knocked out your goddess with the butt of your katana. She beat you the last two times, so you needed this to restore your pride. You carried her to the kitchen sink, filling if with cold water and dunking her head in it causing her to suddenly awake. "Come, I'll race you to the Guild!" She flew off, and you ran down the streets of Planeptune. When you met a crowded area and found Arfoire preaching. Your Lady would have to win this race, and you made your way through the crowd, it spreading as everyone recognized you. (Y/N), the trainer of Gods.
"Arfoire, how dare you preach here without permission?!" You asked, hand on your blade.
"You! I have my permission to preach by my own will." You drew your blade, knowing Arfoire was strong and summoning your replica of Lady Purple Heart's blade, and the crowd retreated.
"That is illegal, I am in the posistion where I can arrest you."
"Fire!" The stage came alive with six cannons, and you block over the lasers, so none if the crowd. This was the day you were going to do it, the day where you could prove yourself worthy of the request you were going to make to your goddess. "Think this is it? Never!" The stage morphed into six separate machines.
"For a witch you use a lot of tech." You sliced all of them in half with Instantaneous Destruction. "Surrender."
"Or else." Lady Purple Heart landed by you, and you both raised your blades to Arfoire. She lunged to stab your goddess, but you stepped in front and felt the blade penetrate you. Filled with anger you punched Arfoire with your weak hand ten feet into ten ground, knocking her out in a single blow. Lady Purple Heart quickly removed the blade and laid you on the ground, your head in her lap.
"Milady, have I proved myself worthy as your friend and bodyguard?" You asked, a little short of breath.
"What do you mean, (Y/N)? You have proven yourself all those months ago." You reached into your pocket and pulled out the case. "(Y/N)?"
You pulled out the ring that was the same color as your ladies beautiful cyan eyes. "Lady Purple Heart, can I be your husband?"
She began to cry and hugged you close, and suddenly your lips met hers. "Of course... Now and forever."
I will probably redo this one later. Depends on how I feel about it later on. Let me explain how the chapters are gonna go. First the main goddesses, then CPU candidates, then the side CPUs (Iris Heart, Yellow Heart, Cyan Heart, et cetera), oracles, humans, and then villainesses. Hope you enjoyed, and next up Noire.