A/N: With the slightly growing popularity of Pertemis, and with the growing popularity of fanfiction in general, you have to wonder: what if Artemis discovered Pertemis? This is pre-Heroes of Olympus. This will be a two-shot.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters mentioned in this fiction.

WARNING: There is a spoiler for the HoO series in here. There will be OOCness.

Artemis was having an overall nice day. Apollo had forgotten to do his 'daily check up', and it seemed he wasn't going to remember anytime soon. No monsters had attacked them for an entire week, so the atmosphere around camp was light and playful. No mortals had stumbled upon their camp, and five maidens had joined just two days ago, and they were social and fun to talk to. They met the Amazons just the other day, which really made both parties happy.

Basicly, it was perfect.

She sighed in happiness. Normally, whatever that could go wrong did go wrong. But today...harmony. Although, she thought,things like this usually come with a price. Next thing you know, Gaea and the giants are rising, Thanatos is kidnapped, and Hera has to switch the leaders at both camps to make them unite, HERA is kidnapped, and the Gaea controls the Doors of Death. Then she blinked at her thoughts. Nah.

It was a classic movie scene. She lay on the grass, with a crown of flowers on her head, underneath a tree. She was staring at a sunset. All you needed was music in the background and a camera crew, and you have a movie.

Then the sun set, and she sighed happily. Time to go back to her precious Hunters.

And that's when her perfect day came crashing down.

Artemis-in a really good mood- decided to walk back instead of flashing back, which she found pleasureable. But when she came back, Thalia, Phoebe, and some of the other Hunters were crowded around a single laptop. There was a lot giggling going on.

So, she did the natural thing."Thalia! What are you doing?"

She saw Thalia pale when she saw her, which Artemis found unusual. What was there to be scared of?

Artemis ran up to them, and asked,"What are you looking at?" She was genuinely curious.

Thalia gulped, then said,"N-nothing, My Lady." The comment caused Artemis to raise an eyebrow, and it peaked her curiousity even more.

"Really, now? If it's nothing, can I look? And take your hand away from that CTRL W, Thalia."

Thalia sighed in defeat, though before giving Artemis the laptop, she requested,"Before I give you this, you must swear on the River Styx that you will not do anything that will cause physical damage to Perceus Jackson, on of Sally Jackson and Posieson."

Artemis debated internally. On one hand, she would look weak, giving in to Thalia's orders. And the new Hunters were watching too. On the other hand, she really wondered what they had been watching...hmm...

"Deal. I swear on the River Styx that I will not do anything that will cause physical harm to Perceus Jackson, son of Sally Jackson and Posiedon," Artemis swore.

Thalia sighed, but handed over the laptop.

"Alright, let's see...hm?...wha...WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN READING, THALIA GRACE!"

Thalia flinched."I-I'm, sorry, Lady Artemis! I was bored, and there was this site for demigods-"Artemis didn't let her continue.

"THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! AND...holy my brother's cows...IS THIS SMUT? SMUT? WHY ARE READING SMUT?"

Thalia and the others looked positively scared.

"I-I-I was bored, a-and a-a f-f-friend of m-mine told me o-of this g-great s-site for demigods, s-so I v-visited and I n-noticed a P-Pertemis link, a-and I-I got curious, s-so I-"

"I GET IT!" Artemis continued to rage and rant. When she was done, she went toward her chariot.

Thalia, who had the least pee in her pants(only 75% of her pants were wet) , asked,"M-My Lady? W-what are doing?"

Artemis slowly turned her head around, and anyone who had managed to salvage their pants or stop their pee from flowing now had 150% wet pants. It was Artemis's evil eye. They glowed a malicious red, tinted with a dark undefined evil color. That's right; she got so mad a new color was invented.

Thalia looked as if she'd rather jump off a thousand-story building than to be in this situation. And she was the bravest.

Most of the Hunters had fainted out of shock or fear.

"Where...do...you...THINK...I'm...going...Thalia...GRACE?" She hissed.

Thalia squeaked, and lost the rest of her water. And she didn't sweat or vomit, mind you. It came out only one way.

"I'm going to...visit...a certain demigod."

Thalia's eyes widened, but she didn't dare say anything.

Percy was dead. She was sure of it

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