Hey got a request to this, actually I was dared so here it is. Enjoy and don't forget to read and review.
Hiccup was falling over, someone had spiked his drink and now he could stand straight for the life of him. Astrid was falling over laughing, whoever had done it wanted to get back at him for some reason.
"Vaulka why," shouted Gobber.
"Wasn't me," said Vaulka.
"Your the one who has been trying to talk me and Hiccup into having a baby," shouted Astrid laughing her butt off.
"I have a alibi," said Vaulka walking into the room, "Ask the twins."
Hiccup said something but no one could understand what he said. Astrid laughed even harder. Gobber realized something.
"Astrid it was you wasn't it," said Gobber pointing the finger at her, she smiled and nodded.
"Why," said Vaulka, "Why would you do that."
Astrid said through laughs, "I wanted some excitement."
"If you wanted excitement you could have gotten it in bed Astrid," said Gobber starting to laugh.
"That would get me pregnant," said Astrid laughing.
Vaulka put a hand on her face, "Wow you two, just," holding up her hands, "I don't know."
"Astrid," said Hiccup bubbly.
"Wow you said something we can understand," said Astrid laughing.
"You're drunk to huh," said Hiccup all slurred.
"OK fine I had a sip," said Astrid laughing even harder, "Or two."
"Need me I'll be in the shop," said Gobber leaving, he stopped before he got to the door, "Remember Hiccup, one plus one equals three."
"You're stupid," said Hiccup drunk, "One plus one equals two, I'm drunk and I can do that math problem."
"That's not what I meant," said Gobber.
"Oh you mean making babies," said Hiccup trying to stand but fell over.
An uproar of laughter came from Vaulka and Astrid. Hiccup fell over trying to walk. Hiccup passed out on a bench. Astrid hoisted him up on her shoulder and with Vaulka under his other arm, they carried him home and put him to bed. Astrid passed out next to him right when they sat him down.
"Nighty night you two," whispered Vaulka as she left the room, "Sleep tight."
Vaulka shut the door silently, she walked down the stairs and into her room. She went to sleep, her dreams full of grandbabies.
Well there you have it, I was dared into it, but it was a lot of fun. Please Read and Review or else I'll give Toothless beans.
Hiccup: (Pokes his head in the room) Don't you dare.
Me: Why I already put him in an Elsa dress. With the wig and crown.
Toothless:(Walks in room strutin his stuff wearing the whole Elsa outfit.)
Hiccup:(Looks at Toothless horrified.) Why did you do this Scarlet.
Me: Me and your girlfriend thought it would be cute if you two dressed as Elsa.
Astrid:(Walks in carrying dress and wig.) Let's get started.
Hiccup:(Tries to run but Felix has him pinned before he even knows it)
Felix: You ain't going no where.
Hiccup: NOOOOOOOO!
Me and Astrid:(Gets the dress and wig on before he can escape.)
Shadow:(Holds up camera to film Hiccup in the dress.) Say hi to Facebook Hiccup.
Hiccup:No way hose (Chases after Shadow.)
The rest of us:(chases after them with cameras rolling)
Toothless:(Struts after us and rolls his shoulder at Chase.)
Chase:(Looks at Toothless like he's on crack.)