Jack walked into the Faithful Bride and saw a couple of squirrels sitting at the bar. He remembers these squirrels, they were the friends of the giant leprechauns pirates, they said they weren't gay but Jack knew better. He sashayed over to them and said, "Are you sure you guys aren't gay, 'cause I swear I saw you hitting on Will's boyfriend...s the other night."
The squirrels looked at each other, worried, before gulping down their martinis (gay ones of course) and then running out of the bar dragging Will and his many many boyfriends behind them.
"Damn those squirrels, always denying their true sexual preferences," Jack muttered to himself just before being bashed over the head with a subwoofer that was wielded by none other than the infamous Jess the Grapefruit Pirate.
"how dare ye suggest that my poor Will is gay!!!"
Jack, recovering from the random attack sat up. "actually it was the authorette that suggested it not me!"
The said authorette sat huddledin a corner, paper and pen in hand as Jess the Grapefruit Pirate stalked up to her.
"Hehe?" she said before disappearing with a ka-chow.
THE END