Summary: Because everyone should find out if they are capable of withholding secrets.

AN: So I'm totally aware that this is short and my summary makes no sense. I wrote this at work today. I work at the front desk at the gym on my college campus and right now we're hosting a Cheer Camp… I want to freaking die. Do you realize how loud teeny bopper cheerleader girls are? It's horrible. Please read and review. Pretty Please? Even just one review would make my day happier. I think this is the right rating...? Someone want to help me with understanding the rating system please?

Disclaimer: The fact I need this at all is kinda sad. Would I be writing fanfiction if I owned Glee? No. But I own my story line...sorta...I actually got the idea from a comment my manager said about getting information from bad people by holding them captive with cheerleaders... XD Point is I don't own Glee.

"Tell us Agent Anderson, we don't want to have to hurt you. Just answer the question."

I'm still not sure how I got here, but there is one thing I know. I will not break to any torture or pain. I'm a secret agent damnit! I don't go around spilling secrets, especially not one this important.

"Let's try this again, shall we Agent Anderson? You know what will happen if you don't answer our questions."

Of course I know what my captors are hinting at. Everyone knows about the cruel and unusual torture methods the "Duo of Horror"TM employ.

"Agent Anderson, understand that if you keep refusing to answer the question that myself and my colleague are asking you, we will be forced to tie you to a chair in a room full of young, female, middle school, cheerleaders until you talk."

Terror flooded through me. Pain I have no trouble handling, but this….? Stronger men than I have fled when faced with such torture. I fear for the information I hold, will I be able to stay silent and true to purpose? After all, Wesley and David, the "Duo of Horror"TM, have been known to crack even the most hardened warrior with such torture techniques.

"We'll ask you one last time Agent Anderson. Have you or Have you not had sexual relations with Secret Agent Kurt Hummel?"