Key:

James is Normal

Sirius is Bold

Remus is Italic

Peter is underlined

POTIONS:

Haha did you see Snivs face just then? If it wasn't for the black greasy stuff all over his head, you would've thought he was a Blast-Ended Skrewt!

Oh I DO wonder what's wrong with him...

Well I think it might have something to do with the dungbomb someone threw at him. I wonder who did it?

You are SO thick Wormtail

Why?

If he explained you probably wouldn't understand.

I'm not talking to you guys anymore. You're just mean.

Thank God

We're not mean are we Moony?

Stop throwing paper at my head.

Why?

Because I need to take notes

Why?

Because otherwise WE'D have to pay attention. And if we paid attention we wouldn't be able to throw dungbombs at Snivelly or annoy Wormtail!

Fair Enough.

Please can someone tell Sluggy that Evans will NEVER fall for him? She has eyes only for me.

Sure Thing-

Don't Padfoot.

Hey don't snatch. Fine i wont fill out my best friends request. Even if she did 'fall for him' Evans would probably dump him because he didn't like the size...

?

You have a sick mind!

Yeah, but ya still love me!

Oh no Padfoot I believe it's the other way around.

You just can't admit you're feelings for me.

This is worrying. I'll just go back to staring at Evans.

What ingredients are in the Sleeping Potion?

Are you feeling alright Moony?

Yeah why?

You expected me or Padfoot to know the ingredients in a Sleeping Potion...

Or me!

Or you what?

Well Prongs said that Moony expected him or Padfoot to know the answer, but he didn't include me...

I wonder why...

So do I!

Twat