Takes place after The Artic Incident. Please enjoy! If no one likes it, it will be discontinued. And deleted.
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"Butler?"
Madame Fowl's voice floated like roses towards Butler. Or at least that's what he thought. In his deep gruff voice, he replied, "Yes Ma'am?"
"Go check on Arty, will you? He's been ever so quiet recently."
Probably plotting, thought Butler. But he went anyway, without another word.
He paused outside Artemis' door. He had expected the room to be silent, but to his surprise, Artemis was talking. To himself. But that wasn't the worrying thing. Artemis was talking... normally.
"Oh GOD. OY MY FREAKING GOD. Oh no. What am I going to do? Im screwed. I cant do this! I am completely and utterly SCREWED. Oh, jeez. What the hell? Ahhhh..."
Butler knocked, and went in. "Artemis? Are you all right, sir?"
Artemis jumped about a metre in the air, much to Butler's surprise. Usually, Artemis would tell Butler to come in before he'd even knocked. He looked at the 14 year old, who was paler than usual.
"Oh. Hello," Artemis said nervously. Even stranger. Artemis was nervous. "Ummm... Heya Butler. What up? Something wrong?"
Artemis Fowl using slang? Unheard of.
"Im fine sir. I heard you outside. I thought you were possibly upset about something."
"What? Pssssscchh. Moi, Upset. You have got to be kidding me, dude."
Butler thought he had misheard what Artemis said. Dude? What was wrong? He felt a pang of suspicion enter his gut. This was not Artemis. He decided to wait for one more sign that he should call in specialist action.
"Oh, OK, sir. I'll be leaving you to your thoughts, then."
"Very well."
Butler walked out of the room.
"WOAH! Flippin' hell, I look like a vampire, don't I? Maybe I should join the vamps! LOL!"
Butler dialled Holly's number into his phone. Artemis Fowl the Second did not say LOL.
OK! first chapter! Hope you liked it! Please R&R! BUT OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ARTY!? I guess you'll just have to wait to find out!