So, this is more of my random thinking. What if Deadpool was hired to help deal with the increasing White Fang problem? What if he was assigned to help with Team RWBY and wanted a team of his own? This will be more of a goofy and violent story than anything. Deadpool: Damn straight it will! Here's another presentation of this chump's work, starring me, Four Assassins!

Chapter 1: Try Again

Deadpool sat in his now relatively clean apartment, watching TV with his crotch blatantly displayed. "Well it's about damn time Narrator!" Deadpool chuckled as he scratched his groin with his pistol. "We've been waiting for another story since Draco Hunt! By the way, when is the sequel for that coming out?" Sane added "It has been this long, I doubt there will be a sequel." Crazy exclaimed "But it was so good! There should be a sequel!"

"Narrator is doing the collaboration piece that has Victor in it."

"Is he keeping Victor with Blake?"

A voice rumbled through the apartment "That's for me to know, and the readers to find out." Deadpool grumbled "Fine. So… how are things?"

"Let's skip the small talk and start with the story."

Deadpool shrugged and continued watching television as Lilith walked out of the kitchen with a plate with pizza on it. "For those who don't know, Lilith and I started dating in the first story, Two Assassins." Deadpool updated. "This will be the sequel to that, so go along with it." Lilith took a seat in Deadpool's lap and questioned "Who ya talking to?"

"The audience who decided not to read the first story."

"And before?"

"The Narrator. He's giving me a sequel to Two Assassins."

"That's nice. What's this one?"

Deadpool pulled out his phone and scrolled through it. "Let's see." He muttered as he scrolled and Lilith at her pizza. "Here it is. Four Assassins, RWBY/ Deadpool crossover." Lilith questioned with a full mouth "So why is it called Four Assassins?" Deadpool shrugged and replied "Not sure. That's the Narrator's decision."

"Well, what happens next?"

Deadpool scratched his chin and replied "I also don't know that." Sane exclaimed "We just break the fourth wall, not write it." Crazy chuckled "Yeah, we can't write too good." Lilith looked up at the boxes and exclaimed "It's still really weird that I can see these thought boxes." Sane responded "It's weirder that you can hear us too." Crazy added "This whole day is weird." Lilith chuckled "Living with you three is weird, but that's one of the great things about dating you."

Deadpool chuckled "You are so amazing, my little Lily." Lilith rolled her eyes and exclaimed "So do you know what this story is about exactly?" Deadpool opened his mouth and then closed it, replying "I have no idea. Let me check." Deadpool slammed his fist onto the stand next to his chair, bouncing his phone into the air. He grabbed the phone and punched in a few numbers.

The phone rang and a young man answered "Why are you calling me?" Deadpool responded "I'm not sure where to go from here with the plot line."

"First off, there is no plot line. It is going to be a collection of short stories. Secondly, hang up and don't call me again."

The line went dead and Sane commented "Well he was a little rude." Crazy added "Yeah, what a dick." Lilith questioned "Who did you call and why was he rude to you?" Deadpool answered "I called the Narrator to see what I was supposed to do next. He always hates it when I call him, so that's why…" He was cut off by his phone ringing and he answered it. "Hello?" Deadpool answered. "Deadpool speaking." A male voice answered it in a courteous tone "Hello, Mr. Wilson. My name is Professor Ozpin from Beacon Academy. I am calling because I have a proposition for you."

"I'm listening."

"There is a certain… problem… that requires your line of work."

"Blah blah blah who do I need to kill?"

"An organization known as the White Fang. They have become an ever increasing problem that very few may be able to deal with."

"Sounds good. I'll be there in a moment."

Deadpool hung up the phone and Lilith questioned "Where are you going?" Deadpool responded "I am going to Beacon Academy to help stop a terrorist organization!" Sane pointed out "We don't even know where Beacon is." Crazy added "We should ask Narrator!" Deadpool scratched the back of his head and grumbled "But he gets mad when we bother him." There was a strange sound behind Deadpool's chair, like a bird had just flown down… in his apartment.

Deadpool looked behind him to see a man in a tan trench coat and a Sunday suit. He had stubble of a beard and medium length black hair. "Hello Deadpool." The man exclaimed in a deep voice. "Ca… Castiel?" Deadpool gasped.

"No Deadpool. It's the Narrator. I have merely chosen this form as a representation of my omnipotent abilities.""

Sane added "Also because we call him whenever we get stuck." Crazy laughed "We're like his Winchesters!" Narrator proclaimed "Indeed. I am here to help you travel to Beacon." Deadpool got out of his chair and questioned "Are you going to Angel Zap me?"

"No. I am simply going to shift the settings, taking you to Beacon while Lilith remains here."

"How are you going to do that?"

"I'm the Narrator. I do what I want."

(Narrator walks over to the edge of the screen and pulls a new image to the screen) Deadpool looks around the very professional office and thinks "That… was pretty cool." The office was a pretty decent size with a nice desk with a computer on it near the back window. There were two large book shelves to his left while pictures covered the wall to his right. There were two chairs in front of the desk and Sane pointed out "We should probably sit down and wait for Professor Ozpin." Deadpool shrugged and took a seat simply waiting for Professor Ozpin to return to his office.

The door eventually opened as Deadpool played on his phone and he looked back to see a man in a green jacket and white hair with a mug in his hand and a cane in the other. "Professor Ozpin I presume?" Deadpool questioned as he stood up and offered his hand. Ozpin sipped from his mug and replied "You responded to my offer very quickly." Ozpin took a seat behind his desk as Deadpool proclaimed "What can I say? Got a bit of an angel on my shoulder." Sane grumbled "And two voices in your head."

Crazy laughed "Just some time with me, myself and myself!" Deadpool questioned "So! On to business!" Ozpin agreed "Indeed. The White Fang have become an ever increasing problem. Seeing as they are a criminal organization and operate underground, normal law enforcement cannot reach them."

"I would like to point out that I am not 'law enforcement' as more of kill the bad guys."

"I understand. I know your methods are… unorthodox, but the level of concern about this group is pushing hands to this point."

"So… you want me to take out key members of the White Fang? Like assassination contracts?"

"Precisely. You will be working with the top Team here at Beacon, Team RWBY."

"Eeeeeeeeeeeh. I'm not really a 'team player' but after working with the Thunderbolts, I'll get over it."

Deadpool stood up and the two shook hands as Ozpin proclaimed "Excellent. You may go meet the team now, and Mr. Wilson." Deadpool raised an eyebrow as Ozpin added "These are young girls, Mr. Wilson, very young. I do hope you are able to control yourself or I will find someone else." Deadpool chuckled "I'm actually in a stable in a relationship, so there is nothing to worry about."

"Of course. Have a good day, Mr. Wilson, and good luck on your mission."

Deadpool nodded and started heading for Team RWBY's room. "I wonder what the team will be like." Deadpool pondered out loud. Sane responded "Maybe if we did some actual research before accepting the job, we might have a better idea about what we are working with." Crazy added "But that will ruin the surprise!"

"We will also have to behave ourselves if the entire team is young ladies."

"Oh yeah, if Lilith finds out then we're in big trouble."

Deadpool made it to the door and exclaimed as he knocked "Come on, how bad could it be?" The door opened to reveal a blonde haired girl with huge boobs. Sane, Crazy and Deadpool all grumbled as they stared at the blonde's boobs "Fuck."

Chapter 1 of Four Assassins… COMPLETE! But yes, this will be more of a collection story than anything since Deadpool can't hold plot for shit.

Deadpool: I can hold plot! I had a video game, you know that.

Me: That game barely had any plot. But back to the main point, PM or Review the thoughts or concerns about the chapter.

Deadpool: You'd better say nice things or I'll get you about this!