Hi so this is my first ever fanfiction! I love social media/texting AUs so much (head to my bookmarks for a bunch) and just got inspired by thinking about what would happen if the Marauders had finstas, aka fake instas, which are Instagram accounts where people post things they wouldn't post on their normal account, aka their rinstas. And then I started writing and I ended up with my first fic!
The biggest thanks to the Jily Discord for all of the encouragement, and particularly Melina and MagicGirlinAMuggleWorld for being my guinea pigs!
Finsta names:
tulipevans – Lily Evans
jameshotterthanyou – James Potter
sincerenoir – Sirius Black
wolfymcwolfface – Remus Lupin
petesfinsta – Peter Pettigrew
quitecontrary – Mary MacDonald
dorkyfields – Dorcas Meadowes
marleythetrashqueen – Marlene McKinnon
Fair warning: FF messed up the formatting on this big time (no at signs and the emojis and punctuation is wonky) and I tried to fix it but it erased all of my corrections every time, so this is probably easier to read over at AO3 where I'm abby10
petesfinsta posted a photo: finally caved an made a finsta
wolfymcwolfface: Finally is right! Now I can stop texting you screenshots of all of our posts
wolfymcwolfface: (And comments.)
sincerenoir: pete wtf ur name is so boring
jameshotterthanyou: why isnt your finsta private?
jameshotterthanyou posted a video: how lucky am i? tulipevans 3
quitecontrary: i recognize that sound
dorkyfields: my little ginger chainsaw 3
wolfymcwolfface: Why do you film everyone sleeping all the time
marleythetrashqueen: this is why we make her sleep in other rooms during sleepovers
sincerenoir: is sex w u that boring that she immediately falls into a coma after
tulipevans: I HATE YOU ALL
sincerenoirposted a photo: the true #loml
wolfymcwolfface: The amount of times you have referred to this motorbike in a romantic or sexual way is concerning.
jameshotterthanyou: babe? /3
petesfinsta: has my restraining order been lifted yet
sincerenoir: petesfinsta no ur not allowed within 50 yards of my precious. its what u get for dripping gravy on the seat
petesfinsta: **nandos peri peri chicken gravy. at least write out the full name dont b disrespectful to the true luv of MY life
tulipevans: petesfinsta honestly watching you eat that gravy made ME contemplate a restraining order
tulipevans posted a photo: when your sis is being a complete cow but you have to grin and bear it because some of us actually care about our parents' feelings #healthyfamilydynamic
quitecontrary: sorry love. text if you need to talk x
marleythetrashqueen: ill fight her if you want. like trashy white lady reality show tv fight. pulling of the hair and throwing of the wine will be involved
dorkyfields: its cause she's pissed about how unfulfilling her sex life is and is too uptight to get a vibrator. sad life she leads
tulipevans: quitecontrary marleythetrashqueen dorkyfields love you ladies x
wolfymcwolfface posted a photo: I… don't get the Shaggy meme? Where did it come from? And why is it suddenly everywhere?
petesfinsta: what shaggy meme?
jameshotterthanyou: honestly no idea but im lovin it
marleythetrashqueen: either shaggy is a god or could kill a god and i dont want to find out whats true
sincerenoir: ur just jealous shaggy communes with the old gods #allhail
wolfymcwolfface: sincerenoir What does that mean?!
petesfinsta posted a photo: is this safe to eat? best by dates r just suggestions rite?
tulipevans: PETER THAT IS 4 YEARS PAST EXPIRATION
wolfymcwolfface: THAT CONTAINS DAIRY PLEASE DO NOT EAT EXPIRED DAIRY PRODUCTS
dorkyfields: honestly… #yolo
sincerenoir: ill give you 10 quid if you eat it
jameshotterthanyou: sincerenoir ill bet you 10 quid he cant keep it down
jameshotterthanyou posted a photo: bad news: pete puked in my sink. good news: im 10 pounds richer
wolfymcwolfface: Knew it.
tulipevans: james this photo is disgusting why did you use portrait mode
tulipevans: also that sink had better be sparkling by the time i get home
quitecontrary: professional medical (in training) opinion: his puke should def not be that colour.
sincerenoir: dammit pete
dorkyfields posted a photo: women are just? so pretty? y am I so gay?
tulipevans: love dirty computer 3
tulipevans: and yeah tessa thompson could get it (sorry jameshotterthanyou)
marleythetrashqueen: ugh same. i should not get so aroused during a thor movie but the combination of her and the hottest chris (fight me quitecontrary) really does it for me
jameshotterthanyou: tulipevans honestly… fair enough
tulipevans posted a photo: jameshotterthanyou I FOUND OUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
sincerenoir: 1. its february calm down 2. let me be the bella to ur edward and snail
quitecontrary: the twilight renaissance lives!
dorkyfields: saw a snail today… effervescent
jameshotterthanyou: i. LOVE it omg
jameshotterthanyou: sincerenoir we need to stop going in a trio costume ppl think were in a polygamous relationship
sincerenoir: jameshotterthanyou r u breaking up with me?
marleythetrashqueen posted a video: snow? in England? its more likely than you think
quitecontrary: why are you in a crop top?
tulipevans: go inside and put on some real clothes omg youre gonna freeze
dorkyfields: the commitment to the look is impressive but absolutely bonkers in this weather
marleythetrashqueen: quitecontrary tulipevans dorkyfields im headed to spoons and I havent been laid in like 3 weeks let me live
sincerenoir: nice arms mckinnon
marleythetrashqueen: nvm im putting a million layers on
petesfinsta posted a photo: had a rly weird sex dream last nite
tulipevans: pete wtf
wolfymcwolfface: Pete this is information no one needed please spare us
dorkyfields: me asf honestly
sincerenoir: dont listen to the haters. give us the details
wolfymcwolfface: sincerenoir What did you tell him finsta is? Is this your fault?
jameshotterthanyou: PETER WHY IS YOUR FINSTA STILL PUBLIC
quitecontrary posted a photo: does anyone else still play episode? i have a lot of thoughts about some of the stories i've been playing through
marleythetrashqueen: choices is where it's at and you know it
dorkyfields: still livin the candy crush lifestyle over here
quitecontrary: marleythetrashqueen you're just wrong and dorkyfields you are so behind the times it's insane
jameshotterthanyou: sincerenoir
sincerenoir: YES OMG WHICH STORIES R U PLAYING RN? IM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HAUNTED SORORITY ONE AND ALSO THE POP STAR FAKE PREGNANCY ONE
jameshotterthanyou posted a photo: feels like today is gonna b a good day
sincerenoir: ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
wolfymcwolfface: ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
petesfinsta: how do u get those emojis
petesfinsta: (but wat they said!)
tulipevans: little afraid of the boys being weird above but cant wait for date night tonight 3
tulipsoontobepotter posted a photo: THE NEW HANDLE SAYS IT ALL!
dorkyfields: !
quitecontrary: THAT RING! I KNOW YOU SENT US A PHOTO BUT IM NOT OVER IT!
wolfymcwolfface: So happy for you two 3
sincerenoir: did james cry? he said he didnt but i dont believe him
marleythetrashqueen: I DON'T BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY BUT I DO BELIEVE IN YOU 2
petesfinsta: yay! can i help with the menu for the wedding
jameshotterthanyou: 3 3 3
jameshotterthanyou: love you so so so much cant wait to spend literally the rest of my life with you #engaged
sincerenoir posted a photo: looking into #strippers for james's stag. anyone have any preferences from these photos?
jameshotterthanyou: we havent even set a date yet?! u cant plan my stag before we start planning the wedding!
wolfymcwolfface: Sirius, James already said that even though you're best man, I'm in charge of the stag party because you're completely untrustworthy
petesfinsta: i like number 4
tulipsoontobepotter: petesfinsta me too
jameshotterthanyou: tulipsoontobepotter plz dont encourage this
marleythetrashqueen: jameshotterthanyou we cant all be as lucky as lily to have me planning their party 0:)
quitecontrary: does that mean we wont be having strippers at the hen? marleythetrashqueen
marleythetrashqueen: quitecontrary never said that }:)
dorkyfields posted a photo: live reaction shot of the look on snape's face when he spotted the ring on lily's finger #snivellussneep
tulipsoontobepotter: i can't believe you managed to get photos of that
tulipsoontobepotter: i would also say i can't believe snape made such a scene in the produce section of sainsburys (one that isn't even anywhere near his house wtf leave me alone) but i can
marleythetrashqueen: get #REKT snape
quitecontrary: i didn't know it was possible for a mouth to get that thin and puckered
petesfinsta: quitecontrary hes prob been eating lemons again. we saw him do that once
sincerenoir: im putting this image on flyers and im gonna decorate the whole of london w/ them. truly incredible
jameshotterthanyou: i love lily and all, but even if i didnt, getting engaged to her would be worth it just for this photo
tulipsoontobepotter: jameshotterthanyou tru
petesfinsta posted a photo: y does this always happen 2 me i h8 my friends
sincerenoir: blue hair rly suits you m8
jameshotterthanyou: no you dont you lurrrve us 3
wolfymcwolfface: Pete stop taking selfies on the toilet please. (Or at least make it less obvious?)
wolfymcwolfface: And don't worry. The colour will wash out by the wedding!
tulipsoontobepotter: wolfymcwolfface it had better! it does not match the colour scheme!
tulipsoontobepotter: (omg i love getting to say things like that? being a bridezilla is so fun)
tulipevans2potter posted a photo: marleythetrashqueen is this handle better for you princess?
marleythetrashqueen: yeah thx honestly I kept getting thrown off by the lack of evans in the name. need more time to adjust to this. we haven't all been doodling your soon to be married name in our notebooks for years
tulipevans2potter: marleythetrashqueen fake news
quitecontrary: marleythetrashqueen is right and you know it
tulipevans2potter: quitecontrary FAKE NEWS
sincerenoir: omg jameshotterthanyou i think evans likes u
jameshotterthanyou: sincerenoir :O
jameshotterthanyou: (luv you 4ever tho lils been doodling ur name on everything since the day i met you)
tulipevans2potter: jameshotterthanyou i love you so much its insane
sincerenoir: get a room
jameshotterthanyou: sincerenoir u say that like we arent currently in our room chilling in post-coital bliss
sincerenoir: ah so those were the noises i heard lily making. couldnt decide if it was sex or her realizing what a mistake shes made
jameshotterthanyou: sincerenoir best man privileges revoked. congrats wolfymcwolfface
wolfymcwolfface: Suck it sincerenoir
sincerenoir posted a video: GUESS WHOS GONE VIRAL ON TIKTOK BITCHEZ #ASTARISBORN
dorkyfields: holy shit that's so many views?
wolfymcwolfface: I hate literally everything about this.
tulipevans2potter: tiktok is a terrible app full of pedos and bullying and furries and weebs
tulipevans2potter: that said, well done
quitecontrary: tulipevans2potter some anime is good you're just a coward
jameshotterthanyou: that's my brother!
petesfinsta: i kno a famous person!
petesfinsta: but also whos mia kalifa and y doesnt her boyfrend kiss her
marleythetrashqueen: HIT OR MISS
marleythetrashqueen: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
jameshotterthanyou posted a photo: dinner with lily's family is going really well! finally telling petunia and vermin about the engagement around food was a brill idea thanks for asking
wolfymcwolfface: You wear pea soup quite well. Really brings out the green in your eyes.
marleythetrashqueen: how is it possible for such a bony woman to be such a complete cow? the world may never know
petesfinta: how was the soup
dorkyfields: been there. one time petunia "accidentally" spilled wine all over me. was def a hate crime
sincerenoir: petunia is my hero
sincerenoir: i mean shes a total shrew but like rn shes also my hero
quitecontrary: try washing in cold water to prevent stains!
tulipevans2potter: i am so so so sorry that happened you were being nothing short of lovely she's just mad that my fiancee (!) is so charming and handsome and her husband is a whale
tulipevans2potter: that said watching her dump soup on you was one of the funniest things i've ever seen. i've never seen mum's face so red from restraining laughter
marleythetrashqueen posted a photo: real drunk, real lonely, but did my makeup so feelin real cute
dorkyfields: wtf rinsta this you look incredible
quitecontrary: here for you! not in the way i suspect you want someone to be here for you at the mo but still
tulipevans2potter: seconding both dorkyfields and quitecontrary here for you but also rinsta this your hair and tits look fantastic
tulipevans2potter posted a photo: fun times post engagement party
petesfinsta: you went to maccas without me?
marleythetrashqueen: there is sauce? in james's hair?
sincerenoir: jameshotterthanyou u messy messy boi ;)
jameshotterthanyou: sincerenoir this kind of talk is why lilys family literally thinks we are in a polyamorous relationship!
tulipevans2potter: sincerenoir yeh my great auntie actually gave me an intervention tonight because she thinks i'm marrying someone who "bats for the other team"
sincerenoir: okay heres an engagement gift since i forgot 1 today: ill keep the flirting to a minimum on the actual day of the wedding jameshotterthanyou
jameshotterthanyou: sincerenoir youre such a good friend omg
wolfymcwolfface: sincerenoir jameshotterthanyou He's literally doing the bare minimum?
sincerenoir: wolfymcwolfface LITERALLY DOING THE BARE MINIMUM: NAME OF REMUS'S SEX TAPE
wolfymcwolffaceposted a photo: The woman who took my blood today was so cute it made my heart race which made taking my vitals before having my blood taken a bit of a struggle. I was very unprepared for this cute new nurse. I needed warning!
petesfinsta:ask her out!
wolfymcwolfface: petesfinsta No that's so weird.
jameshotterthanyou: i second pete but also were your tests all good?
wolfymcwolfface: jameshotterthanyou Yeah pretty good! New meds seem to be keeping things stable so that's cool.
sincerenoir: im gonna chat her up for u
wolfymcwolfface: sincerenoir PLEASE DO NOT GO TO MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE TO HIT ON THE NEW NURSE FOR ME!
sincerenoir: no promises
quitecontrary posted a photo: my ladies, champagne, and pretty dresses. living our best lives! #livelaughlove #justgirlythings
jameshotterthanyou: any hints?
dorkyfields: jameshotterthanyou literally nto a chnce bye bye
sincerenoir: dorkyfields how much champagne have you had? do they just give it to you?
quitecontrary: sincerenoir yep! because we r having "life changing moments" here that "need to be properly celebrated"
sincerenoir: jameshotterthanyou change of plans. ur not wearing a tux. we are going dress shopping
tulipevans2potter: ugh I luv u ladies SoOO much its crazy!1! thx for bein my best friends 4 ever and coming with me today and being my bridesmaids and eveyrthing else dorkyfields marleythetrashqueen quitecontrary
marleythetrashqueen: update: lily is locked in the fitting room crying about how excited she is to legally get joint custody of james's cat
jameshotterthanyou: god i love her so much shes the perfect woman
petesfinsta posted a photo: tryin 2 get in shape for the wedding #beastmode #journey #bodybuilding
petesfinsta posted a photo: jk nandos was across the street from the gym and im weak
wolfymcwolfface: I was impressed you lasted even 7 minutes at the gym honestly
sincerenoir: dont worry pete ill stay fit for the both of us
sincerenoir posted a photo: took a fun field trip today! luv getting to know my city 3 #londonliving
wolfymcwolfface: Sirius why are you at my doctor's office?!
wolfymcwolfface: Sirius?
wolfymcwolfface: Sirius please answer my texts!
jameshotterthanyou: wtf lol
sincerenoir: successful excursion! wolfymcwolfface got cute nurse's number 4 ya
wolfymcwolfface: I hate you so much omg
dorkyfields posted a photo: honestly a bit impressed with the size of this pimple on my chin
marleythetrashqueen: you've grown another head omg
tulipevans2potter: how did this happen?
quitecontrary: i've got some spare aztec clay mask if you want some!
sincerenoir: u should record the eventual popping and post it on youtube. good way to go viral. i would know
petesfinsta: ive got 1 on my lower back that puts this to shame. get on my level
jameshotterthanyou posted a photo: the wife to be tulipevans2potter and i have finally selected our honeymoon destination!
wolfymcwolfface: Looks incredible! Iceland is supposed to be beautiful!
tulipevans2potter: ! 3 3 3
marleythetrashqueen: yeah keep the ginger out of the sun good call
dorkyfields: marleythetrashqueen it's actually impressive what polar opposites they are when it comes to the sun
quitecontrary: dorkyfields fingers crossed the kids inherit James's skin so they can spend more than 15 minutes on the beach
sincerenoir: send me ur booking info
jameshotterthanyou: sincerenoir you are not crashing our honeymoon jfc
tulipevans2potter posted a photo: we are now at 50 days to the wedding and i'm totally fine! everything is fine! #hahahahaha
quitecontrary: you are totally fine! you are completely on track with all the planning stuff! perks of a small wedding!
sincerenoir: petesfinsta just 50 more days for your #beastmodejourney
marleythetrashqueen: that means 50 days until i finally hook up w/ your hot cousin thank god
jameshotterthanyou: 50 days until we are married and i get to call you my wife :)
tulipevans2potter: jameshotterthanyou :) 3
wolfymcwolfface posted a photo: I have papers I need to be grading but I can't stop playing Let's Go Eevee…
dorkyfields: caught a shiny goldeen the other day so basically living my best life
jameshotterthanyou: (let's go pikachu is better)
sincerenoir: nerd
tulipevans2potter: don't listen to my fiancee ( jameshotterthanyou 3) he wanted eevee but i made him get pikachu because i wanted eevee and he's bitter
jameshotterthanyou: im a good partner tulipevans2potter
quitecontrary: i literally had to give marleythetrashqueen my copy because it was distracting me from med school hw
wolfymcwolfface: Instead of Friday Night Pub Night™ this week, can we just have a Pokemon wine night at someone's?
marleythetrashqueen posted a video: look at all these #nerds playing pokemon
sincerenoir: not everyone has as good taste in video games as us and pete ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
dorkyfields: you all are playing splatoon 2 like you're not better than us
petesfinsta: actually im playin stardew valley
jameshotterthanyou: petesfinsta is objectively playing the best game so we cant really make fun :/
quitecontrary: jameshotterthanyou yeah but he's playing it several years late so…
tulipevans2potter: (also he chose jojamart instead of the community center)
wolfymcwolfface: petesfinsta HOW COULD YOU?!
petesfinsta: wolfymcwolfface i lik cola. seems like my kinda place
dorkyfields posted a video: the amount of straight girls in this gay club rn is literally so unacceptable! like not trying to make assumptions but like there is an actual hen party here rn? and they've def been eyeing the men here? like please leave this is not your space!
sincerenoir: straight ppl are the worst #bibitches
marleythetrashqueen: ^RT sincerenoir #bibibi
quitecontrary: i'm sorry you're having to deal with this tonight :(
dorkyfields: update: a super badass person said something to them and they left! now chatting my saviour up 3
dorkyfields: update update: found my date to the wedding!
tulipevans2potter posted a photo: IT HAS ARRIVED! and is being kept in an undisclosed location so sincerenoir can't sneak a peek
jameshotterthanyou: i like that you are more concerned about sirius seeing the dress than me
tulipevans2potter: jameshotterthanyou you have more control. i know if he saw it, he would somehow spoil it for you
sincerenoir: that's the closet in marlenes childhood bedroom in her parents place
tulipevans2potter: sincerenoir HOW?!
marleythetrashqueen: u know how ;)
tulipevans2potter: marleythetrashqueen sincerenoir you 2 are gross. finding a new hiding place
tulipevans2potter posted a photo: okay new spot for the dress! sincerenoir good luck finding it
sincerenoir: looks like the basement of dorcas's stepmums place
tulipevans2potter: FUCK
sincerenoir posted a photo: hey tulipevans2potter if you need something borrowed or something blue ;)
marleythetrashqueen: why would she want a pair of chelsea socks?
dorkyfields: go arsenal
jameshotterthanyou: I KNEW YOU STOLE MY LUCKY SOCKS!
tulipevans2potter: well i already have my something borrowed but i do need something blue…
quitecontrary posted a photo: wolfymcwolfface is that you in this costa?
dorkyfields: is he on a date?
jameshotterthanyou: omg
petesfinsta: good job remus! proud of u
tulipevans2potter: omg is that the nurse?
marleythetrashqueen: she's cute. love the hair colour. nice job
sincerenoir: I AM A MATCHMAKING GOD!
wolfymcwolfface posted a photo: Well I logged onto finsta to post an update that I now have a date to the wedding with the cute nurse, but it seems that's unnecessary
quitecontrary: SORRY NOT SORRY!
tulipevans2potter: yes! will mark that down rn!
jameshotterthanyou: that's my boi!
marleythetrashqueen: yay! (but am i the only one without a date now?)
marleythetrashqueen: (other than sirius he doesn't count)
petesfinsta: nice! and marleythetrashqueen nah im goin alone. gonna get smashed and dont wanna hav 2 worry about impressing someone
tulipevans2potter: marleythetrashqueen you say that like you aren't purposely going alone so you can shag my cousin
sincerenoir: I CANNOT REITERATE ENOUGH THAT I AM A MATCHMAKING GOD!
tulipevans2potter posted a photo: petunia… is pregnant? i'm going to be an aunt? #what
marleythetrashqueen: omg i can't believe vermin has managed to reproduce
wolfymcwolfface: You can be a good role model for the kid at least
quitecontrary: ^^ true! you'll be a great auntie!
jameshotterthanyou: cant wait to be the cool uncle that the kid likes more than their parents
dorkyfields: the thought of petunia and vermin engaging in The Act™ is horrifying and i now want to dump bleach all over my head to try and purge the image from my mind
quitecontrary posted a video: here we go! hen weekend with my ladies! last weekend that tulipevans2potter is a free woman!
jameshotterthanyou: :) 3
dorkyfields: ready to get my spa on!
marleythetrashqueen: ugh i'm such a good maid of honour this place is so nice
wolfymcwolfface: I love Bath! Have a great weekend!
tulipevans2potter I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH THIS IS AMAZING I AM SO LUCKY!
sincerenoir posted a photo: its time m8s
marleythetrashqueen: i don't believe that you're at a strip club rn. literally none of you would enjoy that
sincerenoir: marleythetrashqueen um excuse me we are havin a gr8 time makin it rain all over the place
wolfymcwolfface: Disregard sincerenoir 's photo. We are most certainly not at a strip club.
jameshotterthanyou posted a photo: a weekend of great football, great lager, and great food. couldnt ask for a better stag or for better friends. now lets do this marriage thing! (in 5 days)
petesfinsta: am i the only 1 still recovering
sincerenoir: luv u jamesy even if you are marrying someone else /3
wolfymcwolfface: So glad you enjoyed it! I feel very lucky to have such great friends (and sincerenoir) and can't wait for the wedding!
marleythetrashqueen: seems as though wolfymcwolfface put on a weekend equal in excellence to ours. well done. (and go chelsea!)
tulipevans2potter: missed you can't wait to marry you!
marleythetrashqueen posted a photo: he has arrived. praise the lord
dorkyfields: this photo is so creepy lol
sincerenoir: i mean hes attractive. but can he live up to the high bar ive set?
marleythetrashqueen: sincerenoir you mean our hookups in sixth form and uni? yeah i think he'll be fine
sincerenoir: :/
tulipevans2potter: little weird to see you so openly thirsting after my cousin on finsta but good luck i guess
petesfinsta posted a photo: whens the rehearsal dinner
jameshotterthanyou: literally tonight pete omg
wolfymcwolfface: The wedding is tomorrow! How do you not know when the rehearsal dinner is?
sincerenoir: dont listen to those 2. it's a week from yesterday.
petesfinsta: just wanted to make sure
sincerenoir posted a photo: todays the day! its the day i pull a taylor swift and speak now and convince jameshotterthanyou to not say yes run away now (ill meet you when youre out of the church at the back door)
wolfymcwolfface: Sirius…
marleythetrashqueen: bet you won't you chicken
jameshotterthanyou: not even scared because youd have to deal with the wrath of lily if you pulled a stunt like this
sincerenoir: jameshotterthanyou ur right that little ginger is dead scary
tulipevans2potter: 0:)
tulipevans2potter posted a photo: let's do this ;) jameshotterthanyou
jameshotterthanyou: meet you at the end of the aisle ;)
tulipevans2potter: i'll be the one in white 3 jameshotterthanyou
dorkyfields posted a photo: the bridal party squad and their dates! feat. marleythetrashqueen searching for lily's cousin's tonsils in the background
quitecontrary: reg looks so silly lol. but i loved getting to meet everyone's dates! hope they stick around 3
dorkyfields: quitecontrary cattermole always looks silly he's the least photogenic person i've ever met lol
marleythetrashqueen: i look fit in this idec
marleythetrashqueen: (also i love emmeline bring them back around plz they're so cool)
sincerenoir: look at my matchmaking skillz im so good wolfymcwolfface
wolfymcwolfface: sincerenoir I want to say something snarky but honestly I'm too happy with Dora right now
sincerenoir: wolfymcwolfface gross lol
sincerenoir posted a video: AS REQUESTED BY SO MANY OF YOU, my adoring fans, heres my performance of my viral tiktok from last night. i know. im so talented its hard to believe im real #donthatemecuzuaintme
sincerenoir: also congrats tulipevans2potter and jameshotterthanyou or whatever
marleythetrashqueen: i can't believe you actually did this
dorkyfields: highlight of the reception tbh
wolfymcwolfface: Wow I can sense my disapproval in the background of this video through my screen. Impressive.
petesfinsta: i get the meme now!
sincerenoir: hit or miss bitchez
petesfinsta posted a photo: hav finally recovered from the wedding 2 nites ago
quitecontrary: thank goodness your snapchats have been concerning
marleythetrashqueen: im jealous
sincerenoir: pub?
wolfymcwolfface: Omg Peter! You finally made your finsta private! So proud!
lilyhotterthanyou posted a photo: off to iceland with the hottest husband ever! byeeeeee
dorkyfields: THE NAME CHANGE!
quitecontrary: HAVE THE BEST TIME LILY POTTER!
sincerenoir: glad u 2 emerged from your nest long enough to catch the flight
sincerenoir: (have so much fun luv u both lots will miss u)
petesfinsta: hav a good time!
wolfymcwolfface: The Potters! Send lots of photos! Have fun! Stay safe!
marleythetrashqueen: don't get pregnant lol
marleythetrashqueen: (LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH! POTTER FAN 4EVER)
jameshotterthanyou: lilyhotterthanyou nice name ;)
lilyhotterthanyou: jameshotterthanyou thanks i thought it was pretty good ;) got the idea from this cute guy. think i might call him my husband for the rest of my life
jameshotterthanyou: 3 3 3
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