LOL…. This started as a cliché dare by one of my friends…. It's kinda messed up but there's me for ya. Here it is.
"Hey, Harry!" George said, "I have an unbeatable dare for ya!"
"Go ahead!" Harry said, "try me!"
"Okay, I dare you to…. Down the whole box of Altoids!"
"No problem," Harry said, and began pouring them down his throat,
"Whoa, Harry! Slow down!" Fred said.
"I thought this was an unbeatable dare," Ron teased.
"Very funny," George said.
Hermione sat there, snorting with laughter as Harry finished. Harry blindly reached for his water. But he reached for the wrong glass, and the cup screamed, "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!! I'M A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE, STUPID!"
Seamus laughed wildly, and Dean yelled, "SHHHHH, I'M WATCHING MY SPOONS GROW, YOU LOUD LAZY BUMS!"
Hermione suddenly said, "I'm gonna do something on the spur of the moment,"
She began belting out the lyrics to "Crazy."
"But Hermione, you're not a duck," Ron said. "You have no feathers like hers!"
They laughed.
Harry began eating a plate of mud. "Yum! Mud!" he said.
"Wake up, Harry!" Ron said, and popped Harry back into his senses.
"Don't hit Harry," Hermione said. She hit Ron back. "See how you like it?"
"Yeah, but I didn't mean to hurt him, I was helping him!" he said, rubbing his shoulder.
"Oh well, lets go to bed now," Harry said, and they did.
THE END.
A/N: Sorry 'bout the ending being so bad, I couldn't think of anything else,
~hermionE Yagami~
copyright by hermionE Yagami, August 12th, 2000, You will in pain if you reuse this as yours (just kidding.).
"Hey, Harry!" George said, "I have an unbeatable dare for ya!"
"Go ahead!" Harry said, "try me!"
"Okay, I dare you to…. Down the whole box of Altoids!"
"No problem," Harry said, and began pouring them down his throat,
"Whoa, Harry! Slow down!" Fred said.
"I thought this was an unbeatable dare," Ron teased.
"Very funny," George said.
Hermione sat there, snorting with laughter as Harry finished. Harry blindly reached for his water. But he reached for the wrong glass, and the cup screamed, "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!! I'M A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE, STUPID!"
Seamus laughed wildly, and Dean yelled, "SHHHHH, I'M WATCHING MY SPOONS GROW, YOU LOUD LAZY BUMS!"
Hermione suddenly said, "I'm gonna do something on the spur of the moment,"
She began belting out the lyrics to "Crazy."
"But Hermione, you're not a duck," Ron said. "You have no feathers like hers!"
They laughed.
Harry began eating a plate of mud. "Yum! Mud!" he said.
"Wake up, Harry!" Ron said, and popped Harry back into his senses.
"Don't hit Harry," Hermione said. She hit Ron back. "See how you like it?"
"Yeah, but I didn't mean to hurt him, I was helping him!" he said, rubbing his shoulder.
"Oh well, lets go to bed now," Harry said, and they did.
THE END.
A/N: Sorry 'bout the ending being so bad, I couldn't think of anything else,
~hermionE Yagami~
copyright by hermionE Yagami, August 12th, 2000, You will in pain if you reuse this as yours (just kidding.).