Activation Seal - Prologue

A/N: Hello, hello, hello, hello! And welcome! a little while ago a few friends and I had a few ideas about how Naruto could be made better and came up with some very interesting results! Welcome to a story filled with Fun, humour and arson! I hope you all enjoy the crazy things that come out of the deranged minds that belong to myself and my friends.

Who knew that those two words would bring such pain!

~Q.E.D

Shikamaru awoke. His face was covered in sweat and he was finding it hard to breathe. Pulling himself to a sitting position on his bed the young chunin looked to his left. Ino and Chouji were lying on the floor, they appeared to be in a similar state to himself, though to different degrees of severity. Ino looked like death, her face pale and she was shivering slightly, Chouji on the other hand had been barely affected, his face was shiny from the sweat but not much else appeared wrong.

"You guys feel that too?" Shikamaru asked, his face worried, whatever it was, it had felt weird...

Choji nodded absently "It was like suddenly everything made sense for a second, Sasuke leaving, Naruto and Sakura going training for three years with lord Jaraya, all of it."

"I feel different too, not physically but, you know, mentally. What the hell's going on!" Ino muttered, wiping the sweat off with a hankerchief.

"... Mindfuck." As the words came out of Chouji's mouth, he could tell they described it perfectly.

A small smirk appeared on Shika's face, and his eyes lit up, as he pulled himself into his thinking position and closing his eyes, his friends fell silent, knowing that something good was about to happen. Almost 10 minutes later the eyes opened again, a calm sureity present in them again.

"Well?" Ino asked impatiently, the sense of anticipation making her excited.

"I have a plan." Hearing the young genius say this Chouji grinned, pulling out a bag of chips.

"I have a good feeling about this." he mock whispered conspiritally to Ino, she giggled, he always knew how to lighten the mood.

"We were told Naruto, Jiraiya and Sakura will be back in three years right?" The patented Nara smirk appeared on his face again. "Well wouldn't it be fun to have some surprises waiting for them when they get home?"

"I'm not adverse to the idea, but don't you think we would need a reason to screw with team 7?" Ino asked critically.

"Well, we all have our reasons to mess with them, ranging from Naruto being annoying to you wanting to screw with Sakura." Shika countered.

Ino held a finger up, stopping him in his tracks. "No, I want to screw Sakura, not screw with her, theres a difference."

"Both can be acomplished."

"We are going to completely ruin their lives..." Chouji murmured, a huge grin spreading across his face. "I love it."

"Alright then Shika, you're the man with the plan, what do we do?" Ino asked, warming up to the idea.

The night that followed was filled with elaborate planning and team ten's ramblings about what they considered funny, by the time dawn broke, they were all set. When Naruto and Sakura walked back through the gates of Konoha everything would be ready. They had decided to include Kakashi in the tactical analysis, if they were going to target his students they might as well try and get him as well, he'd stop them otherwise.

Their time well spent, they lay back, deciding to sleep in and begin the plan in the afternoon, as they were drifting off Chouji said the only thing that could appropriatly describe what they were going to do to team 7.

"Mindfuck."

A/N: What fun! We will get some nuts stuff here as it goes on, I wont always do authors notes but i thought it best to give a little intro to my fun new story.

~QED