Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh not my fault that it kinda well lack of better terms sucks.

It is a delightful day and Yugiis talking to Joey after their very delightful adventure with Pegasus and the heart of the cards and all that junk. See well at the last second Serenity got her eyesight back ( not the truth so shut ur mouth) and they spent all of the remaining money on yes doughnuts.

" Now listen Tea, no offense or nothing but do you happen to know that u gained a few pounds." Said Yugi fearing for his life.

" Shut your god mouth Yugi leave me alone. God now I need comfort food. Joey for gods sakes leave me alone. If you touch my butt one more time I will bite of your hand." Yelled Tea.

" It was a mercy flirt god leave me alone."
After that Yugi's Grandpa entered the room and said with lack of better terms.

" Get the hell out of my house fatties. I took the rest of your prize money and got you all into a weight watchers class." Said Yugi's Grandpa.

" Oh god. I think I just ate my deck." Said Yugi fearing for his life.

" Now don't you worry Yug, it will have to come out and if it doesn't that is what a proctologist is for." Joey exclaimed.

" I saw one of them in Cuba. They had a camera and a webcam and then after a gynecologist came in. It was all for free god bless Cuba." Said Tea \

Note in the next few lines there will be some very brief cameos. I do not own South Park and I do not own Sesame Street.

" Yugi now throw out all of these doughnut boxes." Yelled Yugi's Grandpa.

" Fine you piece of crap have any condum wrappers in your room. Any tampons perhaps?" said Yugi.

Now as Yugi walked out of his house he noticed that there was someone standing there on the corner.

" Hey weren't you on Sesame Street?" asked Yugi seeing a huge yellow bird. " No wait wasn't that the special on the news about Colfax. ( Guys I am very sorry but well inside joke that only we coloradans would understand sorry once again)

" Listen kid. Im into whatever but you gotta pay to play get me?" Said big bird.

" Big Bird. Or was it Big Rhonda? I am sorry but I am not into that stuff really seriously sorry bout that."

What shall happen next. Yes this fic sucks but well it is 2 oclock in morning and me very very sleep deprived.