Fullmetal Alchemist Truth or Dare Party!
Disclaimer: Rei does not own Fullmetal Alchemist! Nor the Microphone she is using!
CHAPTER 1- E.R
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Rei: -grabs a microphone from a random person- Good Morning, Good Evening er… Good Afternoon whatever time you're reading this Welcome to Fullmetal Alchemist Truth or Dare Party! Our First guests are….-some corny music playing- Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric and…Roy Mustang and somehow Riza is here as well…oO
-INTERMISSION-
Me: Riza you aren't suppose to come out yet!
Riza: I have to keep an eye on Roy, he might do something inappropriate again. If you don't agree I'll shoot you! –points a gun at Rei-
Me: ok then… -anime sweat drop-
-END OF INTERMISSION-
Rei: Let's Start the Fullmetal Alchemist Truth or Dare Party!
Rei: -grabs the microphone again- Let's start on the basic rules! A person will ask someone if they picy truth or dare. If they pick truth then you have to ask them a question and they have to answer truthfully. If they pick dare you have to tell them what they have to do. Get it?
Everyone: HAI!
Rei: Al, truth or dare?
Al: hmmm….Dare
Rei: I dare you to go to Central Headquarters and shout "CAN YA HERE ME WORLD? IF YOU CAN, I LOVE EGGS!"
Al: nani? Doshte?
Ed: Just do it!
Al: fine…-goes to Central Headquarters and shouts "CAN YA HERE ME WORLD? IF YOU CAN, I LOVE EGGS!-
Some random little girl: Mommy look at him!
Mom: don't look at him dear just continue walking
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Al: Nii-san, Truth or Dare?
Ed: Truth
Al: Do you like Roy?
Ed: WHAT! HECK NO! THAT BROKE COLONEL WITH A GOD-COMPLEX! I HATE HIM!
Roy: Fullmetal! More Paperwork for you!
Ed: I QUIT BEING A DOG OF THE MILLITARY!
Roy: -starts a flame on Ed's hair-
Ed: -transmutes Roy's surrounding into a cage-
-CAT FIGHT-
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Ed: -panting- TAISA! TRUTH OR DARE!
Roy: Truth!
Ed: DO YOU LIKE HAWKEYE?
Roy:….O/O……
Riza: Well?
Roy: -beats the heck out of Ed-
Rei: oh dear…
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Roy: Lieutenant Hawkeye, Truth or Dare?
Riza: Dare!
Roy: I WANT YOU TO WEAR A MINISKIRT!
Riza: Sir…YOU ARE A PERVERTED NUMBSKULL!
Roy: DO IT OLD LADY!
Riza: NANI! –shoots a bullet into Roy's head-
Rei and Al: SOMEONE BRING ROY INTO THE E.R!
Ed: Let him be…the guy with the God Complex must DIE!
Roy: -somehow manages to cast a flame into Ed again-
Ed: -burning-
Rei and Al: SOMEONE BRING THEM BOTH TO THE E.R!
Riza: -calls the hospital- Someone got shot and someone just got burned! Get an Ambulance
Rei and Al: Riza-chan you're the one who shot Roy --""
Riza: -points a gun at Rei and Al- DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
Rei and Al: Nothing...-shivers in a corner-
-an ambulance comes over to pick Ed and Roy-
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Riza: Al! Truth or Dare?
Al: Truth!
Riza: Were you really in a tin can before you got to your original body?
Al: NO! –sulks in a corner for being called a tin can-
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Meanwhile…..
Ed and Roy: We're BACK!
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Al: -is still sulking in the corner- -sniff- Rei… truth or dare?
Rei: DARE!
Al: I dare you to call Envy and the other Homunculi to come here!
Ed:…uh-oh…I have a bad feeling that I have to go to the E.R again….
Rei:…..Al? where did you get that Idea?...
Al: I was bored…
Rei: ok…-picks up the phone and dials the number of Envy's Cellphone-
Riza and Roy: DON'T!
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Rei: -grabs the microphone again- STAY TUNED TO CHAPTER 2! TO SEE THE HOMUNCULI PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!