-Making things complicated-Pilot-
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"Contradictory?" Tamaki Souh questioned, a tone of amusement in his airy voice, "with you two, that is what you call having a personality."
Hikaru and Kaoru's eyes widened in surprise. Neither of them had expected a half plausible answer from the blonde senpai.
"Being one entirety and two individuals at the same time is your selling point!"
Kaoru ducked his head down, trying to contain himself, focus on Hikaru's shining eyes and not the foolish lords empty words. Meaningless drabble.
"So come April, I'll see you two in the third music room of the high school department!"
Hikaru pondered on why Kaoru was trembling with anger, guessing right in one shot.
"And you'll be hosts! Isn't that-?"
"Are you brain dead?" Both Hitachiin twins asked at the same time, cutting him off.
Tamaki faltered, looking at them with surprise. "P-pardon?"
"The game was over; we told you so," Kaoru answered with malice.
"Your words mean nothing; we're not joining your petty little club,' Hikaru finished, sneering.
Tamaki jumped, "but I want to learn how to!"
"Then do that in your own time and don't be wasting ours with your stupidity!" Kaoru yelled, "No one else can tell us apart! What makes you so special that you're different than anyone else who's tried to know us before you, huh?"
"I want to help you two," the king said quietly.
"Well, didn't it ever cross your mind that we're happy the way we are?" Kaoru hissed menacingly before stalking off in the opposite direction. By the time the blonde had regained some composure, he was out of earshot, leaving Hikaru staring longingly after his younger twin.
"Hikaru! Wait!" Tamaki called after the younger twin.
Hikaru shot him a disgusted look. "I'm Hikaru, you idiot!" he spat before following his twin, leaving a broken king behind...
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Haruhi was out of her mind, she'd dropped her contact lenses and while looking for it she'd accidently stood on it, cracking it.
It was the morning of her first day of high school, Ouran high school to be exact, and so much had already gone wrong. The kid putting chewing gum in her hair the previous week, her missing history book and now this? she grumbled, pulling a comb through her messy boycut and grabbing the old glasses off the dresser and reluctantly pushing them up on to her nose. She sighed, looking at her shabby appearance. She was never one to care about what she looked like, but she really looked...uncute.
"Haruuuhi!"
She cussed mentally, she had been hoping to escape the house before the inevitable cooing of her cross-dressing father, but, like previously stated, it wasn't going to happen. "Yes dad?"
He took in her appearance, gasping, "Haruhi...you look horrible!"
"Gee, thanks..."
"Why are you wearing those old glasses?" Ranka asked incredulously.
"I stood on my contacts..."
Ranka tutted. "Haruhi...there's another set in the press! And no daughter of mine is going out looking like that!"
Haruhi faked a grin, looking more and more like a grimace as her father went to fetch her 'girl' clothes, a few hairclips and the spare contacts...
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Kaoru stalked on ahead, cussing the stupid blonde to hell and back under his breath. He thought he could just walk in and turn their lives around. That he knew them better than they knew themselves. Well he was wrong. Kaoru had shown him that he were wrong.
Kaoru slowed a bit. He had left his brother alone with the idiotic king. He hoped Tamaki wasn't converting Hikaru. 'Of course not,' he thought, 'Hikaru's not that dumb.'
But still...
He was just about to turn back when he heard a shriek coming from behind him. His eyes widened as her heard a deafening crash of water coming from the school fountain a few feet back. He twirled on his heel, startled, just to see Hikaru pull the girl back out of the water, both sopping wet...
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Haruhi walked, books under arm, fiddling with the hairclips her father had put noticibly in her hair. She didn't like them much. They were too...girly for her tastes. She would've rather had a simple hairband or something, rather had the over sized jumper than the similar-to-uniform lemon dress, but there was no pleasing her father.
Of all the numerous reading rooms of Ouran School, not one was actually occupied by people who were there to read. It was infuriating. Haruhi stalked past a window, praying to her mother in heaven that she would find a place to read soon. She walked up to the third music room.
She blinked. There was no sound coming from it. But then maybe the doors were sound proof. I mean, it was a rich school...and it was a music room...she brushed it off the list. There was probably band practice in there or something. Hardly a suitable place for peace and quiet. She walked on past it.
The next room was...a study room? It had no name implanted on the door. She blinked, reaching out to open the door. It opened by itself, to her amusement, swinging back to reveal four gir5ls in incredibly short skirts, not uniform, grinning sadistically.
"Yes!" one cheered as the rest looked surprised, "told you if we stood here long enoguh, some pretty girl would come along"!"
The rest sighed, then plastered smiles on their faces as they walked over, two grabbing each of the boyish girls arms, dragging her inside.
"We need another member," one girl sighed.
"And I guess you'll do!" another finished.
"Wait wait, what?"!" Haruhi exclaimed, "I just came to read!"
The girls' eyes widened as they cocked their heads to each side, "ree-ed?"
Haruhi's mouth fell open in shock. 'Mother up in heaven...the club I've been kidnapped by are, what are commonly known in America as, the blondes. Yes Mother, they're all blonde...'
So she did what anyone would do...she ran for her life.
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Hikaru sighed. He didn't see what the big deal with transferring to high school was. It was still school under it all, and school was always bad news. It meant you dreaded getting up in the morning instead of waking up to be happy its a new day and that you're aren't dead yet.
Kaoru seemed happy though. That made him slightly more cheerful, walking alongside his obviously chirpy brother. It brightened his day. Until...
-Crash-
Hikaru was knocked to the ground by a out of uniform girl who was frantically trying to pick herself up off him, apologizing before freezing and staring into his eyes. "Wait...are you? No...yes!" she exclaimed.
"What?" he asked, impatiently.
"You got me out of that fountain that day, didn't you?" she gasped, then mentally hit herself as she heard the clicking heels following her, coming up behind her and-
"H~ey, why'd you run away~" they all chorused, then glancing up at the two shell shocked twins and back at Haruhi, who seemed to be sitting on one of them's lap. They all blinked. Hikaru winced, trying to understand what he had gotten into inadvertently.
"Would someone care to tell me what the hell is going on?" Kaoru asked slowly.
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Bob- stop it!
Yumi- what?
Bob- making new stories!
Yumi- spoil sport. Anyway, pilot chapter. Will be updated on the first of every month. Good things come to those that review, I mean it, and, oh yeah, sayounara!
Bob- (she never listens...)