The robotic, Teselecta Amy Pond stood straight and emotionless in 1930s Berlin. "Silence will fall when the question is asked."

The Doctor, in his favourite tux and leaning heavily on his sonic cane, wanted to know more. "Yes, but what is the question?" He appeared to lean closer to 'Amy', but was in fact needing more support from his cane as River's poison ran through his veins.

The robotic Amy paused for a moment, and the Doctor thought she - it - was going to avoid the question altogether. Then she spoke in monotone.

"What colour are Matt Smith's eyes?"


Author's Note: You know it makes sense, people! It's been bugging me for ages...