Hello people! This is my first fanfic and I'm very excited... TEEHEEE!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything except my own characters
Chapter 1.
"Alex..."
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"Alex..."
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"YO ALEX!"
"WHAAAT?"
"Hi."
"Not funny.."
"Weeeell, aren't we grumpy today."
"You would be too if you had a burrito for breakfast..."
"Hehehe, loser."
"Shut it!" *punch*
"HA HA, missed me"
*punch* *hit*
"Oww, that actually hurt"
"Hehehe sweet sound of pain"
"REVENGE! CHEW ON THIS!" *throws a book at Alex*
*smack*
"Oh you're dead now ,Degriz"
Typical day at our typical school: an 11th grade student screaming and chasing another 11th grader ,who laughs and throws random objects at him. They are definatelly not acting their age, infact these chases are quite common and they start for no particular reason. I guess they just like to "turn the crazy mode on" and do things that normal 11th graders do not even think of other mature students study for their tests, these two slackers cause trouble, and when I say trouble, I mean A LOT of it. Most of the school thinks that this pair of psychos is mentally unstable or something. Their latest stunt was putting a dead, dissected frog into the principal's jacket pocket...Yeah, that's sounds really gross , not to mention smelly.
But they don't act like this every day. Usually these two hang out, laugh, sing some stupid ridiculous songs loudly, so that people around them would wish either to kill them or to kill themselves. Annoy people was definatelly their specialty.
Well, I guess it's time to introduce these wackos. First one up – Alex. A tall seventeen-year-old student with black hair style which is almost identical to "Green Day's" lead singer Billy. He is a big fan of DeathNote and always tries to act like his idol, L, however his craziness makes a whole different impression. Despite his insane lifestyle, Alex is quite intelligent and reliable, but when he is with his closest friend, Degriz, he turns into a mentally unstable machine. Speaking of Degriz, that's me. Yeah, I know "What kind of name is Degriz?" Well... it's French... KIDDING! It's more of a nickname than a name actually, and besides, WHY THE HECK DO YOU NEED TO KNOW MY NAME ANYWAY, ARE YOU KIRA OR SOMETHING?... Back to the description. I'm eighteen years old, I have long, spiky black hair, blue eyes. I'm a clumsy, paranoid egoist. I love music, games, yada yada yada, blah blah. Like Alex , I'm a DeathNote fan, but I can't really say that I have a favorite character. In my opinion, they are all awesome in their own way...except for Misa...and Takada...oh and Mikami too. Anyway, I'm quite clever when it comes to causing trouble, but I'm too lazy when it comes to studying, so I mostly copy my homework from Alex. Our sense of fashion is quite similar. We wear rock-punk clothes, chains, skater shoes and other stuff. Well, I guess that's all for the introduction, back to causing trouble.
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A hot summer day, when school is almost over and students are too lazy to do anything. Alex and me are sitting on the schoolyard stairs with nothing to do and no one to annoy.
Alex: I could kill for a juicebox right now.
Me: So...hot...
Alex: Turn on some music , maybe it'll help.
Lazily I've taken out my mobile and pressed the music option button. I turned on the first song . Couldn't exactly see which song was it, with all the sun in my eyes. The song was "Shut me up" by "Mindless Self Indulgence". But even my favourite band can't save me from the summer heat.
Me: Doesn't...help...much.
Alex: Go find a shade or something.
Me: Do you have any money?
Alex: Here we go again...
Alex made his "you're pathetic" look, but I was too dehydrated to notice that.
Me: We can go buy some lemonade or juice, maybe even beer.
Alex: Ewww, you know I hate that stuff.
Me: I'm so thirsty , that I can drink petrol out of a gas tank.
Alex was too busy counting money, so he completely ignored me.
Alex: ...well I do have some cash... maybe enough for a juicebox.
"Finally some good news" I thought.
Me: So what are we waiting for, LET'S STORM THAT STORE!
Alex: *sigh* You know that you owe me at least 7 juiceboxes.
Me: Like I said, I'll pay you back when I get a job.
Alex: Who's stoping ya?
Me: MY PRIDE! I don't want to bend my back all day and sweat for a miserable payment.
Alex : You lost your pride when you threw those water balloons at our English teacher last month.
Me: Well, she's the one who wrote that big F on my paper. And BTW, those were not water balloons, hehehe...
Alex looked a little surprised.
Alex: When you went to the bathroom with those balloons, I thought...
Me: ...You thought I was getting water? How childish do you think I am? I WENT HARDCORE ON THOSE BALLOONS! WOOHOO!
Alex: *sigh*
To get to the nearest store we had to go throw the park. In the summer it is one of the coolest places in town, with all the shade that huge trees give.
Me: *sigh* So nice...
Alex: I could stay here forever...
We were too relaxed to move, so we sat at the nearest bench. "If only I had something to drink, than my life would be complete" I said to myself. Suddenly something fell in to the bushes in front of us. I didn't see what it was, but I did notice that it looked like a notebook.
Alex: What was that?
Me: Beats me. It looked like someone threw a notebook at us, but missed.
We looked around, but the park looked completely empty. I stood up first,Alex followed walked towards the bushes and saw lying on top of them, a black notebook. "Death Note" was written on the cover page.
Alex:...is that what I think it is...
Me: Yep...pinch me...I think I'm dreaming...
Alex:...D...D...DEATH...NOTE...
We stood there glaring at it for a minute or Alex made the first move and reached his hand to grab it.
Me:...you know, it could be a fake.
Alex: How many Death Note's do you see falling from the sky?
Well, he's got a point there, but still it's hard to imagine that a Death Note actually excists. But it looked so real. While I was thinking about it, Alex already turned over the first page.
Alex: WOW...look Degriz, "How to use the Death Note"... this is surely the real thing!
Me: Guess so... ehmmm...so what are we going to do with it? Hide it? Burn it? Make airplanes?
Alex: Hmmmm good question. I think the best thing to do , is to let me keep it. For safekeeping of cource.
Alex used his "smartass" voice. I disagreed with his suggestion.
Me: But I spot it first, so I should be the one that safekeeps it.
Alex: You were to busy thinking about the heat to notice anything around you. I spot it first!
I wasn't going to argue with him, cause that'll take forever. I was going to solve this like a real man... I grabbed the side of the Death Note and tryed to pull it to myself. Alex wasn't giving it up without a fight, he was ready for the attack and pulled it back to his side. The scene was quite amusing, two guys fighting for a notebook.
Suddenly, the notebook started flashing. I looked around, but I couldn't see a thing. It was unbearably bright and I felt like I was beeing sucked into something. Then I heard Alex screaming "WTF?". Great, that means that I'm not the only one who is going through this. Everything was spinning, colours were changing, wind was blowing. I didn't feel so good. "Must be all the spinning" I thought. The spining continued for a few minutes. And then everything stopped as suddenly as it began.
I was lying on the ground. The head was still dizzy from that "Joy Ride". Then I heard Alex's voice. I opened my eyes and... HOLY GOAT! I'M IN A CARTOON! HOW COOL IS THAT? The first thing I saw was a building and a person lying in front of me. By the colour of his shirt I realised that this person was none other than Alex. He was a cartoon and somehow reminded me L, only his hair was shorter and not so black, and he also had a couple of scratches on his face. I looked at my hands and laughed in a crazy way. They were animated just like everything in this place. Alex looked at me. He made his "WTF?" looked.
Alex: Duuuude... what the hell did you do to yourself?
Me: The same thing you did to yourself...
Alex looked at his hands. His reaction was the same as mine.
Alex: HOOOLLYYYY!
Me: I know, right? What the heck happened to us ... where are we?
Suddenly I heard a deep voice.
?: I think I can answer these questions... hehehe
The strange voice came from somewhere above us. We both raised our heads and gasped. Gravitating just a few metres above us, was a monster. It had huge black wings, was dressed in black, had sharp white teeth and deadly red eyes. Some of you may have guessed it already. This monster was a shinigami. Yagami Light's shinigami.
Me and Alex: RYUUKK?
The shinigami smiled.
Ryuk: That's right, I'm Ryuk. I'm a little surprised that you know my name.
Alex: Of course we know it. We saw "Death Note" like a million times .
Ryuk: Ahhh so that's where I dropped my Death Note.
Me: What do you mean?
Ryuk: Well, you see I accidentally dropped my Death Note into the wrong dimension. You see, things happen, but usually shinigami get the Death Note back before anyone finds it. When we get it back we try to teleport it again to the right dimension. I guess when the teleportation began, you two were holding it and now you're stuck here.
Alex: So... where the heck did you teleported us to?
Ryuk: Well, the only thing I can tell you is that you're not in your home dimension anymore hehehe.
Me: Ehmmm...sooo.. can you teleport us back?
Ryuk:No, I don't think I could.
Me:(sarcasm) Oh great...
Alex: THIS IS AWESOME! WE ARE IN THE DEATH NOTE WORLD!
Me: Can you be quiet, people are starting to stare...
Alex:Pffffffttt... Where are we exactly?
We looked around. By remembering "Death Note" I was sure that we were near the college where Light Yagami studyed. I looked around again and realised that the building next to us is Light's college. I tryed to locate the window with Light's face in it.
Me: A...A...Alex.
Alex: Wha?
Me: I think we should get out of heeeereeee...
Alex: Why?
He looked at the point where I was looking.
Alex: *gulp* Is that... him?
Me: Looks like it.
Yep, that's definitely Light's face. His eyes were staring at us with interst. I wonder if he saw us appear out of thin air .
Alex: Yep, we should really get out of here. Grab the Death Note, Degriz.
Right before I tryed to snatch the Death Note, I was pushed aside by Ryuk.
Ryuk: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
Me: What? Why?
Ryuk: Well , since you are not really from this dimension, you are forbidden to have this Death Note with you.
Alex: What? Are you serious?
Ryuk: Well, if you still insist on taking this Death Note with you , I'm afraid I'd have to write your name in mine.
Me: Well, that sucks.
Suddenly, a bell ringed. "Oh great, now this place will be crowded with college people, not to mention Light" I thought to myself.
Alex: Come on Degriz, leave it, we got bigger problems.
Degriz: Gotcha.
We both stood up , and ran to the gates.
Ryuk: Goodbye, maybe I'll see you kids later.
"You can bet on it" I said to myself as we ran through the college gates.
Well that's kinda it for the for it, Hate it? In any case leave a and thanx for reading)))