Bella's Awesometacular Boy-Filled Life

A compilation of random stories about Bella's love life. :D

Don't read this as a story. Read it as a lot of one-shots put together. Kayerz? Awesome.

Setting: Bella is an artist. Check out what happens when she goes to Michael's!

Bella was texting her best friend, Alice. And she was carrying a few paints and canvases. Obviously, she was having a hard time carrying it all. But Alice needed Bells to text her 24/7 so obviously, she couldn't ditch her best friend!

HIIIIIIIIIII! (A/N Obviously this is Alice. :D)

Oh god alice. U need 2 calm down.

No thnx. :D

Ya ya. OMG! Hot boy alert!

Send me a pic!

…ditcher. STOP STARING AT HOT BOYS AND TEXT ME ALREADY!

OMG. AWESOMEST EXPERIENCE EVER. Txt ya l8r. cliffie. ;D

BITCH! TEXT ME BACK!

Dinner. G2g babe. ;D

Uuuuugh.

k. so here's wat happened:

so I was txting u when this hot guy walks ovr and he's all "need sum help?"

me: "no. I got it. My friend gets scared I'm kidnapped if I don't txt her 24/7.

Him: "haha ik the type. Wanna go out sometimes."

And I'm thinking "woah. Slow down bud. But he was SO HOT.

Me: "nah. I don't go out w/ strangers."

Him: "Fine. Come ovr 2nite and we'll get 2 no each othr btr."

And I'm all "wooooah. Ok then. Wat's wrong w/ ur eyes? Are you blind or something?"

But instead I REALLY say: "cute." And I walk ovr and pat his cheek all weirdly and then turn around to walk away.

Then he's all "hey. R ur parents here."

And b/c he's SO HOT (did I already say tht?) I turn around and go "naah. Charlie…I mean my dad's gonna pick me up l8r tho…

So he says: perfect. Call him and tell him 2 pick u up l8r. we can go ovr sumwhere.

And me, in my infinite wisdom, go "no thnx. I haven't got my shots yet."

And he's all "ooo. Me likey a girl w/ a dangerous twist."

And I'm all "I gotta go. Have a nice life."

And he's all "btw. Wats ur name?"

And I'm all "wat? U want my address? How abt directions to the hospital I was born in."

And he's all "sure!" and I roll my eyes and go "bella."

And he's all "shooo shweet." And pats my cheek like I did.

Then I go "wat abt u?"

And he's all "rob."

And I go "pattinson?"

And he goes "naah. I'm hotter, no?"

And I'm all "no." and wink. Then I say "I really g2g. c ya l8r."

And he's all "hope so." I just roll my eyes and start walking. I turn around real quick and go "I'm still not giving u my address."

And he's all "damn." And smiles and waves.

He was SO HOT.

Damn. And u say ur not good looking.

Shut up.

Love u 2 babe. ;D

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With all my love, children/adults/my aged peeps

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