Rugrats: Girls Stand up to People who portray women as Helpless, Weak, Damsels in Distress!
The Rugrats girls, Tafuyumi Torameiyo, Yuurikage, Kimi Finster, Angelica Pickles, Lil DeVille, and Susie Carmichael are about to talk to those observant readers who think about the helpless women who are damsels in distress, weak, and helpless. Tafuyumi will speak first. Take it away, Tafuyumi.
"Konbanwa" Tafuyumi said. "This is Tafuyumi speaking and I have heard about women in fiction who easily get in harms way without a way to defend themselves". "Take Princess Peach, for example". "She constantly gets kidnapped by Bowser and she always relies on a man named Mario to save her". "Come on"! "Weak ladies who always get kidnapped give ladies a bad name and that makes me VERY angry". "Children who are reading this should know that ladies are just as equal in fighting skills as men are". "Take my mommy for instance". "She has a black belt in Karate, Judo, and Aikido" "She is very skilled and can most likely take you sexist readers down in one karate chop each".
Now, It's Yuurikage's turn.
"Listen all you sexist creators out there" Yuurikage shouted. "I don't understand why you have to put in women who are weak and can't defend themselves". "If Princess Peach can fight in the Super Smash Brothers video game series, why can't she defend herself against Bowser"? "Women don't have to rely on men all the time". "They can take care of themselves if they want". "Take Samus Aran for example". "Not only is she independent, She is an awesome bounty hunter for crying out loud". "I demand that you creators make more fictional women who can defend themselves and fight just as good as the men do".
Authors note: Well, that ends the first chapter.