"OMGEEEEE!" Deidara cried happily as he locked his room door and plopped down on his baby blue bed. He opened his new nail polish and began painting his nails. This one was special, a brand new edition that just came out. It was a dark blue color, with a light blue undertone that matched his eyes. With this one, everyone would think he was wearing to nail colors (which he was, he just didn't know that.)

He waited a few minutes to let the color dry, then jumped up and ran over to his large bathroom mirror, which he had won over a bet with Konan. She cried about it for about three weeks before she decided to ignore Deidara completely.

Deidara grabbed his eyeliner and began applying it around hiss perfect eye, then moved on with blushing his blonde hair, putting on blush, a pale eye shadow, some mascara, and finishing it with a perfect layer of cherry flavored lip-gloss. Now he was perfect.

He skipped out of his room and into the kitchen. "Hello, Kisame," he greeted the blue skinned man sitting at the table.

Kisame looked up from his slice of leftover pizza. "Hi, Dedara." He said simply.

The blonde turned back to the fish guy. "Do ya notice anything different about me today?"

Kisame nodded before taking a bite out of a piece of anchovy. "Yep, you're wearing make-up."

Deidara smiled.

"Are you going out on a date with that Sasgay guy you kept talking about?"

Deidara's smile turned into a scowl. "I am not GAY, un!"

Kisame nodded again and took a bite out of his pizza. "Sure you're not…." he said with his mouth full.

Itachi walked in and looked at Kisame, then at Deidara. "Hn?" Did you decide to go out with my brother?

"I AM NOT GAY!" he yelled at them before storming off into the living room.

The rest of the Akatsuki were in there, watching the new show, 'Naruto'.

Hidan was the first to notice yellow head Deidara. "Oi, Bitch. You gonna get fucked by Sasgay tonight?"

Everyone's heads swiveled towards the pretty blonde. Then they began talking at once.

"It's about time he moves out,. He's wasting so much money."

"Dei-Sempai looks lo pretty. I wanna hug him!"

"Shit, he looks better than me and he's a guy!"

"Why must I endure gay minions?"

"Damn. Sasuke beat me to him."

"Finally Dei-chan gets a nice boyfriend. I WANT TO EAT HIM, HE LOOKS DELICIUS. No we can't do that! YES WE CAN."

A vein trobbed in Deidara's head. "I'M NOT GAY, UN!"

Itachi walked in. "Hn." He's Bisexual.

THE END!

Flame if you want, but I was bored. This was the first Deidara story I ever finished and the first one I dared publish. I wrote this at about ten in the night when I got back from Wal*Mart. I had bought a new silvery nail polish and then the Idea hit me. I grabbed out my note book and began writing this.

DISCLAMER: I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki.

Please review. I'll give you a…um…er…uh…DEIDARA! (I think.)