I know I shouldn't be starting a new story but, meh. I'm bored, here's something.

Hetalia doesn't belong to me kk?

Thanks for reading!

~Lovino 16 years old~

"Mr Vargas! Stop napping and do your work!" The teacher bitched. The class laughed. Real mature bastards, real mature.

"Yes ma'am" I grumbled, still drowsy from just waking up. I felt like saluting just to piss her off but I can't really afford another detention this month.

I sat up rubbed my eyes and straightened my shirt. Then conveniently, the bell rang signalling the end of class. The teacher gave me a glare that said 'I'll get you next time'

I sighed and headed down the hall to throw my books in my locker. It's a wonder everything doesn't fall out from all the crap cluttered in it. Lucky it didn't because I would look pretty stupid picking up books and whatever the hell else was in there while people trampled over me to get wherever they're going. Not that I cared what anybody thought of me. I slammed my locker shut and stalked off to the cafeteria as people gave me weird glances and mocked my clothing 'quietly'. Well, guess what fucktards? I. CAN. HEAR. YOU. I pushed past them agressively and headed into the cafeteria.

I collapsed into the seat next to Elizaveta, who was the only trustworthy person I knew in this school. Even though she was obsessed with 'yaoi' whatever that was (I don't really wanna find out), she was still a nice girl as long as you're in her good books. She was also the only person who knows how bad it was for me at home. She always buys me lunch and I hate how I can't do anything in return.

"Here's your lunch!" She said, sliding it in front of me.

"Thanks, but you really don't need to do this, you should save your money for yourself." I said, glancing at her to see if she would take the tray back.

"Lovi, I've been doing this for 3 years, why would I stop anytime soon?" She said with a soft smile.

"Fine, have it your way." I grumbled, taking a sandwich and biting into it.

"That's a good boy!" She cooed, patting my head like a dog with a creepy smile on her face. I ducked my head away from her touch and she just laughed.

"Oh! I just remembered, I'd like to introduce you to this guy I met 2 days ago. He transferred here about a week ago. I thought you'd be a great couple! Of friends. Couple of friends, yeah!" Elizaveta blurted out suspiciously.

"Fuck no! I don't want to meet some asshole that acts all nice because he's 'new' and then when he invites you over he's really a serial killer and hides your corpse in his backyard."

She giggled, "He isn't like that Lovi, but seriously, he really seems like your type! Of friend… You'll know once you get to know him." Again with the suspiciousness.

"But how do you even know the guy properly if you only met him 2 days ago?" I interrogated.

"Don't question my logic sweetie." The Hungarian said sweetly, almost threatening. No, definitely threatening. I just nodded. "Alright, I'm gonna introduce you tomorrow at lunch. Oh my gosh! Is it 1PM already? You're gonna have to come to my yaoi club today. Maybe you'll help us out?"

I'm screwed.

As much as I hated it, the bastards had made me file pictures of male students coupled up into categorized folders on the schools computer. This is torture. According to rumours, apparently Elizaveta bribed all the teachers to let her have this one computer for her club. Explains why nobody ever touched it whenever we go to the library.

I came across a picture of Alfred kissing Kiku's cheek, WHAT THE HELL? I eyed Kiku suspiciously, he blushed and averted his eyes once he seen what was on the screen. I always thought of him as the silent-stalkerish type that takes all the devious pictures for Elizaveta. Apparently he is involved too.

Eliza skipped over and peered at the computer screen, "Yeah, I think this one is cute too! I have one of Kiku and Heracles too if you want to see…" She trailed off and took the mouse from my hand, looking adoringly through all her pictures. I seen Kiku's eyes widen. He went to stop her but hesitated after probably considering what Eliza would do to him.

I got up out of my seat. "No thanks. Can I leave now? If I see another picture of some couple, I think I'm going to go insane." Kiku breathed a sigh of relief and bowed slightly.

"Well of course you can! You've done a good job filing these… But! You put this one in 'innocent kisses' instead of 'make outs'. You should know better." She scolded, taking the seat I was previously in. Well I honestly don't give a shit. Of course I could never say that out loud, she'd kill me. Remind me again, why am I her friend?

I started heading out the door and down the hall without even saying goodbye cause theres no way in hell I'm gonna let this opportunity to escape slip through my fingers. Apparently I'd missed that chance because Elizaveta ran after me and stopped me in my tracks. Shit. "Wait up! Before you go, that guy has plans tomorrow and I told him the sooner the better so… You have to go meet him now if you're gonna make it on time!" Yeah right, as if I'm going to meet some guy who's probably a real asshole. "And before you chicken out, I'm driving you there!" She shouted in my ear. I scowled at her and kept walking.

She started reaching behind her back slowly so I sprinted away from her yelling "OK, OK I'LL BE AT THE CAR!" She seemed satisfied and skipped after me.

If this guy is so damn important WHY THE FUCK DON'T I GET TO KNOW HIS NAME?

Oh right, I never asked.

Tip: Don't EVER get in the car with Elizaveta. She is a fucking maniac driver! I swear I could've died. But I'm alive. It seems we've pulled up at her house. WAIT WHAT?

"Why are we at your house? Not that I'm unhappy to see the ground, but still..." I voiced my thoughts, diving out of the car to praise the ground. Not literally, I would look like an idiot.

"Well, you can't go to meet someone in your shabby, old uniform now, can you?" She asked, dragging me inside.

"Won't you even tell me who he is? I don't wanna be calling this guy 'guy' all the time." Elizaveta dug through the closet in her room and threw a change of clothes to me.

"You'll see." Was all she replied.

"Where do you even get mens clothes?"

"Enough with the questions! Get changed already! You're gonna be late!" She barked at me.

I entered the bathroom and locked it. I examined the clothes and found a pair of black skinny jeans, a white t-shirt with a multi-coloured pattern on it and a grey hooded jacket with a plaid pattern on it all in my size. What the fuck Eliza. Meh, I looked better than normal so I guess I can't complain.

"Are you ready?" She yelled, banging on the door impatiently.

I sighed and answered,"Si"

I opened the door and she stumbled but quickly straightened herself. I seen that she had also changed into a simple thigh length white dress. It looked nice on her. "Great, let's go!" And with that, she dragged me away and back to her car. Goodbye ground, I'll miss you.

"What're you wincing for? We aren't going back in the car, you're going across the road to the park. When you get there go to the center fountain."

"Wait, you're sending me over by myself?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes, now get going!" The Hungarian ordered, pushing me onto the road. "I'll be watching!" She suddenly said joyfully.

For fucks sake, this is awkward. I'm sitting on the fountain in the center of the park, which is where she ordered me to go, and I seen no sign of this guy. Infact, I have no idea what he looks like.

"Lovi?" A familiar voice asked. I glanced up to meet the eyes of someone unexpected.

"A-Antonio?"