A Fairy Tail Fairytale

by nikkishuen97

As in every world, the Kingdom of Fiore has a legendary tale of its own that has been passed down from generation to generation. Now a tale thousands of years old, the adventures of five of Fiore's legendary heroes that were said to once set off for a mission on a treacherous planet named Earth is hard to break fact from fiction. But either way, this. is. their. story.

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At the ground floor of the white house, USA…

"They're WHAT!" Barack Obama screamed to the petrified recipient at the other end of the line. "No. They are not allowed to wage war upon US soil… NO!... on what terms?... ME POPPING A BALLOON ON VALENTINES DAY!... what do you mean North Korea claims that that balloon is like his pet blow fish?!... No. For the final time… NO!"

Obama hangs up his mobile phone. This is his first day as president and his weirdest day yet.

He steps into the White House lift and furiously punch the elevator button number '10'- his office.

Obama exits the elevator and fishes his office keys out of his pocket. He freezes. The door to his office is slightly ajar casting a beam of yellow light upon the freshly vacuumed carpet beneath his feet. He could hear loud voices- and some meowing? - coming from the other side of the door. Could the North Koreans already be ransacking his office? Obama cautiously pushes the door open. And enormous MEOW! Followed by a priceless vase crashing to the floor greets him.

His eyes fell upon the war waging on- not only on US soil- but in the confidential office of the US president.

"I'LL KILL YOU NATSU!" a girl with scarlet red hair threatens before stabbing her sword onto a pink haired boy- Natsu.

The sword is soon engulfed in flames protruding out of Natsu's bare hands. Then, the sword vanishes only to be turned into a thousand pin pricks circling Natsu.

"No. He's MINE, Erza!" the dark blue haired boy who is only wearing his undies plunges into the thousand pin pricks, freezing the,m before forming a formidable giraffe ice statue on Natsu's head.

A blonde screams "Gray, put on your clothes-NOW!" and dark blue haired Gray replies "My-WHAT!- not again!"

"AHEM" a little squeaky voice emitted from the corner of the room. Obama looked to the far top right of his room(and to his horrifyingness) a smiling blue haired winged cat ate the last off the lunch plate that was on his desk- a Bubba Gump fish and chips weekly special.