C'est le vingt-et-un février, deux-mille-huit

Things you should know about me:

-Has pink hair

-Has green eyes

-Birthday is March 28th

-am five-foot-five

-currently lives in London (triple heart)

Things you are about to learn about me:

-Can't drive (No point anyways, this is London)

-Has only one female friend, Y (That's her last name, her first name starts with I)

-Loves her boys N, S1, and G (I don't know, does S2 really count?)

-S1 is the boyfriend of Y (Wait, that's not about me)

-I'm a prostitute.

Though I find that slightly offensive. A prostitute is cheap and vulgar.

I'm extremely expensive and classy.

A call girl, lady of the night, courtesan, or mistress sound much better, don't you think?

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Er, something to distract me. It's short, I know. Too short. It doesn't even take up an entire page.

Bad, bad me. I already have three stories to work on.

Review? Don't kill me, please.

It's not even a thousand words…