"Hello readers, I'm Sakamoto Yuuji, 19 years old, a university student."
"...Sakamoto Shouko, Yuuji's wife."
"UWAHH! Shouko, When did you get here? Or rather…when did I ever agreed to become your husband? Don't change your last name so suddenly like that."
"...A wife must stay on her husband's side…And…"
"Hm? And what?"
"...I still have our marriage certificate so it's useless to resist now that you're 19"
"Gu...That 'thing' is without my consent"
"…You're lying."
"WHEN DID I LIE TO YOU IF I KNOW I'LL DIE WHEN I'M WITH YOU?!"
"…Yuuji, you're still mean."
"Who cares?! Honestly…back to topic, this is a fan fiction novel of 'Baka to test to Shoukanjuu'."
"…Yuuji."
"This fan fiction writer gives thanks to those who created our anime and manga début and a very big thanks to our original light novel writer, Inoue Kenji-sensei."
"…Yuuji."
"Finally, the fan fiction writer said that he has no intention nor right to claim us, the characters, as his own."
"…"
"Shouko?"
"…"
"Oi! Shouko!"
"…Yuuji's mine."
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING? I STILL HAVEN'T AGREED TO OUR MARRIAGE"
"…Then, I'm Yuuji's."
"THAT'S INSA-…Nevermind…I still cant believe that you managed to follow me 'till college after what's happened since high school."
"...No matter where you go, I'll go. It's a wife's duty"
"EVEN TO THE BATHROOM?!"
"…Regular Measurements."
"KNOCK IT OFF! AND WHAT ARE YOU BLUSHING FOR?! I'M THE ONE WHO'S EMBARASSED HERE!"
"…uhm…Yuuji?"
"What now?"
"…Mail."
"Huh? For me? Lets see…OH!"
"…What is it Yuuji? If it's a love letter, I'll teach you not to cheat on me."
"THAT'S NOT IT! Look!
To Sakamoto Yuuji,
Fumizuki Academy would like to have a special motivational program to its students for the outstanding performance of your batch, it will consist of all the students of your alumni to teach the new students how to survive in our summoning battle system the same way you do.
There will be a special reunion ball to your current batch for the special occasion that will be held in the Academy's Gymnasium.
We wish that you may accept this invitation and appear in this special event. Thank you.
Toudou Kaoru
Fumizuki Academy Principal"
"…It looks fun."
"Fu! Fu! Seems so…looks like we're going to meet again sooner than we expect"
"…Yuuji."
"Hm? What is it, Shouko?"
"…Take me with you."
"I say, Shouko! You're the top of our batch, you're going to be there without me even taking you."
"…Then, I'll bring you with me."
"…"
"…"
"Sometimes I wonder: How the hell did you became 'Top of our Batch'."
"…Love can make us do crazy things."
"THAT'S WAY TOO CRAZY!"
"…Yuuji, if you don't take me with you to the reunion ball, I'll marry you."
"That's absurd, and who the hell take you there with that kind of threat?"
"…Then, You'll marry me if you take me there."
"WHERE'S THE DIFFERENCE IN THE ENDPOINT OF THIS?!"
"…I'll be glad to marry you."
"OI! LISTEN TO ME! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO IN OUR BATCHMATES ARE MARRIED?"
"…No"
"Then you can't conclude that we can marry."
"…So, If someone claims to be married"
"Kuh!"
"…We will be married the next day."
"Oi! Oi! Isn't that way too fast?"
"…Prepare yourself, Darling!~©"
"…"
"…"
"I WON'T LOSE! DASH!"