Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing! Just the poor little box that someone will eventually live in…runs away crying
A/N: Woot! I've had like ten of those little boxes of Nerds, the candy, and I am on an amazing sugar high! I didn't want to waste it, so….I came up with this! Yay!
Also! Anything between a pair of these, "- like this-" is an action. As in, they are actually doing it.
Pie Domination
Alanna: "I'm hungry! I want pie!"
Kel: "Well, isn't that just wonderful for you!"
Alanna again: "Well! Someone sure is grumpy in the morning! If you'll excuse me, I need to skip off to the kitchen like a little girl, and sing horribly off pitch!" And with that, she skipped off to the kitchen like a little girl, and sang horribly off pitch.
Meanwhile, in the practice yard:
Dom: "Ooh! You're gonna have to be faster that that to catch me Meathead!"
Meathead, er, Neal: "No fair! All I want is my dolly!" At this point, he had been chasing Dom for 26 hours, and was getting rather cranky.
Dom: -cough- "I haven't moved in the last…26 hours?" At this, Neal snapped. No, I mean literally snapped. In half. So, Dom went to the kitchens to get some pie!
In Numair's Workroom:
Numair: "I don't wanna play Kit! Just go away!" –Numair starts crying-
Daine: "Kit! I told you not to bully Numair! You know he's…sensitive!"
Kitten: "I think you mean –coughCRAZYcough-"
Daine: "Well, yes. Let's go get some pie!" Then, they both start doing victory dances, and Numair is now throwing a fullfledged tantrum.
10 Minutes Later: Daine and Kit go to get their pie.
The Kitchen:
Head Chef/Cook Person: -Gasp- "Oh no! We're out of pie!" -Hears Alanna, Dom, Daine, Kit, and a whole bunch of other people I don't have time to mention running down the hall scream 'Pie! Pie! Pie!'- -Runs away screaming like a girl-
Jon: "Thayet! I want my pie! NOW!!!!" And of course, this is said in an annoyingly whiney voice.
Thayet: -SMACK- (Thayet smacked him. Duh.)
Jon: "Owwweeeee!"
Thayet: Now shut up or you aren't getting any pie! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
Jon: -Whimpers-
Alanna: "If you two are done?" –Jon and Thayet nod- "Yay! Now we can get our pie!"
Everyone: -Cheers-
Dom: -Looks around- "Hey! There's no pie!"
Everyone: -Gasps-
A/N: Ooh! Cliffie!
Anyway! Can I please have at least one review? -Puppy Dog Eyes- Please?