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You didn't think it was coming, in fact, I had my doubts… but here it is, the long awaited sequel to Xiaolin Showdown: The Musical?...
Xiaolin Showdown: Once More With Feeling!
(The Xiaolin Temple, enter Raimundo)
Raimundo: Wow, Kimiko and I have finally got together. I wish there was someway to guarantee a happy ending.
(There is a flash of lightning and a figure appears. He is wearing a blood red suit however, his face is hidden in a hood.)
The figure (Zan): There is. Just sign this.
(He holds out a contract.)
Raimundo: Once more with feeling contract?
Zan: It guarantees that life is like a big party, you know all singing all dancing.
Raimundo: And this will give us a happy ending?
Zan: (Sarcastically) Sure it will.
(He holds out a pen. Raimundo signs it.)
Zan: FOOL!
(He vanishes again, however his laughter rings out afterwards)
Raimundo: What have I done?
(Cut to Zan's base. It is a large cave with a carved throne at one end.)
Zan: Fool, by signing the contract I can unleash my power.
(He clicks his fingers and Chase and Jack appear.)
Chase: Zan! So someone was stupid enough to sign your contract!
Jack: Well don't look at me I didn't sign it! Who is this freak anyway?
Chase: Be careful, he manipulates mind!
Zan: I never thought that you'd be essential,
You're crude and unspeakably vain,
But you've a glimmer of potential,
If allied to my vision and brain!
I know that you powers of concentration,
Are as wet as a warthog's backside,
But thick as you are, pay attention,
My words are a matter of pride!
(He turns to Jack)
It's clear from your vacant expressions,
The lights are not all on upstairs,
But we're talking murder and combustions,
Even you can't be caught unaware!
So prepare for the chance of a lifetime!
Be prepared for sensational news!
A shining new era,
Is tiptoeing nearer!
Chase: And where do we feature?
Zan: Just listen to teacher!
I know it sounds sordid,
But you'll be rewarded,
When at last I have conquered the earth,
So in well warranted despair,
Be prepared!
Jack: Yeah be prepared, we'll be prepared, for what?
Zan: For the death of the monks!
Jack: Why are they sick?
Zan: No fool, we're gonna kill em! Dojo too!
Chase: Great idea, get rid of the monks!
Jack: No monks, no monks, lalalalalala!
Zan: Idiot, there will be a monk!
Chase: But you said…
Zan: I will be a monk! Stick with me and you'll never fail again!
Jack: Yay, I love this guy! Long live this guy! Long live this guy!
Jack and Chase: It's great that we'll soon be connected,
With a monk who will be all time adored!
Zan: Of course, quid pro quo, your expected,
To take certain duties on board.
The future is littered with prizes,
Although I'm the main addressee,
The point that I must emphasize is,
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE WITHOUT ME!
Jack and Chase: So prepare for the coo of the centaury…
Zan: Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
Meticulous planning,
Lots of careful scamming,
Decades of denial,
Is simply while I'll..
Be king undisputed,
respected,
saluted,
and seen for the wonder I am!
Yes my strength and ambitions are bared,
Be prepared!
Jack and Chase: Yes our strengths and ambitions are bared,
Be prepared!
Zan: Muah ha ha ha ha ha!
(Jack and Chase now have glazed looks in their eyes.)
Zan: It is time my minions!
(All three vanish)
There you go, I finally got round to writing it. Please review.