A/N: *giggles* This just came to mind when I heard the boy band Westlife's version of Billy Joel's classic hit (well, at least I think it's a classic), Uptown Girl. This will be a VERY random story so prepare yourselves for some laughs, and be warned of Out-Of-Character-ness-ness! And agin, I thank prettyprincess1992 for making me a proud victim of mimirandomnessitis!
Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken or the characters that will appear here. I also don't own the song , Uptown Girl or the other the songs that will be performed here. Hope you enjoy! :)
Tekken The Musical
Chapter 1: The Wacky Mr. Mishima
"Mr. Mishima , sir!" a man in a black suit and dark shades, Heihachi Mishima 's male secretary called out, walking though the wide halls of Mishima Manor. The mansion was so big he had to walk through all the halls and corridors to find Mr. Mishima.
Down one particular hall which led to the luxury bathroom, the secretary could hear loud pop-hip hop music playing inside the bathroom.
Putting his ear against the door, he listened. What he heard was quite...He wasn't even sure how to describe it.
I'm gonna get you
Get you drunk!
Get you love-drunk on my hump!
My hump, my hump, my hump!
My humps! My hump, hump, hump, my humps!
My lovely lady lumps!
Mr. Heihachi singing along to the Black Eyed Peas?! Yeeow! He snuck inside, opening the door carefully and quietly.
As he listened some more, Mr. mishima switched the CD player to his favorite song.
Oh now go!
Wlak out the door!
Just turn around now!
'Cause you're not welcome anymore!
Weren't you the one who tried
To hurt me with goodbye,
Think I'd crumble!
Think I'd lay down and die
Oh no not I!
I will survive!-
"MR. MISHIMA!" the secretary burst out, pushing Heihachi's daisy-printed shower curtains aside. In response, Heihachi screamed like a woman whose privacy was inveded and quickly covering himself as he did so.
"Good lord man! Didn't your mama ever tell you to knock!!"
"Sorry, sir!" the secretary man replied while not quite sounding sorry at all."But there'sbig news! The wealthy Oil Magnate of Monaco, Mr. Rochefort, is in town!"
"He is!? Well why didn't you say so!?" Mr. Mishima jumped out of his luxury golden bathtub and ran out of the bathroom, completely forgetting to put some clothes on.
"LETS GO, LUCAS! WE HAVE MAJOR BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO!!" Heihaci said loudly. Lucas simply shook his head and followed his boss out the bathroom. The Wacky Mr. Mishima was up to somethging again!
"Um sir," he called out."Don't you think you should put some clothes on first?"
Heihachi immidiately stopped in his tracks.
"OH SNAP!!!!" And as quick as a flash he rushed back into his bathroom for some decent clothes
Lucas shook his head once more. Wacky crazy Mr. Mishima!