Disclaimer: Don't own it wish I did..I wouldn't make these people so DAMN unhappy!

AN: my mom and I were discussing names, this is basically the conversation Cringe

How do You Name a Baby?



C: "You wanna name him WHAT??? That's just cruel you don't name a child THAT! It's just not right!"

A: "What's wrong with Alfred Jenkins? It'd be in memory of my father!"

C: "Yeah and all the famous butlers in the world too! You don't name a child ALFRED!"

A: "I think it's quite right for him"

C: "What would Darla say?? ALFRED! Just cringe..... icky!"

A: "Well what'd you name him?"

C: "Phoenix."

A: "PHOENIX? WHY?"

C: "He raised from the ashes of Darla. plus it's kinda cute."

A: "I'm not naming him Phoenix-"

C: "And you're definitely not naming him Alfred Jenkins!"

A: "How about Lucky?"

C: "GOD NO! That's worse than Alfred Jenkins. Instead of Lucky how about Luke? It's symbolistic and not hokey."

A: "Hmmm. Luke. I like that. Luke it is!"

Gunn, Fred, and Wes all walk in.

G, F, W: "I thought you were gonna name it Alfred Jenkins!"