Disclaimer: Squint hard enough!!!! I'll give you a cookie if you figure it out!!!!!!!!!!!!! smacks What do you expect it to be? I do not own itachi, though I wish I did.
Setting and Character: Itachi is 25, Sakura 20. Sakura is currently dating Sasuke.
Symbols:
(0/.\o) Itachi thinking Sasuke is gay. Or a WTF commet. Depends… or both. I should shut up now.
And so the story begins…
"Sasuke!" Sakura yelled from a distance. "How are you!"
"Hey, babe." Sasuke said coolly. (0/.\o) "You look hot today."
All of a sudden a black limo pulled up. Out came a tall, hot man. He was what people would call "a sexy beast." He had black sunglasses that covered his eyes. He had long black hair to the middle of his back and it was and tied up with a red hairtie. He also had black lether gloves and held a black suitcase with four metal latches. Sasuke stared with disgust. Sakura stared with dreamy eyes.
"OMG! He is so…so..HOT!!!!" Sakura thought.
"Itachi-Nii-san," sighed Sasuke. "What are you doing?"
Itachi made a swift turn and grabbed Sasuke by his shirt.
"I'm doing what I want," growled Itachi as he pulled off his glasses.
"Oh my God!" Sakura thought. "He is a hottie and is super strong… and his eyes are beautiful."
"You better shut up before I rain death on you," Itachi stated. "Now begone you loser!"
Sasuke ran away in a sudden haste.
Sakura screamed, "Sasuke! Where are you going? We're on a date!"
But Sasuke did not look back and kept on running.
Sakura became angry. "He's such a chicken," she thought. She turned to look at Sasuke's older brother Itachi. "It's okay," her inner self said, "Now I got a real hottie!!!!!!!!"
Sakura walked toward itachi…… (dramatic music)
Itachi stared at her, "Boy, she sure does have a large forehead. But that doesn't matter, she's kinda cute. (0/.\o) ( :( - Itachi angry at the stupid author ) Wait, why is she staring at me?"
Sakura started to walk closer and closer.
Itachi saw her face blush into a color between a sick child with a fever and blood gushing out of a dying body. [weird comparison, huh? (deal with it)
The End… JK!!!! I'm just too lazy to write more.