Killing Jacob: to the tune of JOY TO THE WORLD

by kissofdeath21

ME AND MY FRIEND COURTNEY DESTROY JACOB BLACK WITH THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!

Killing Jacob Black - Joy to the World

This is another song like the ones that my friend Courtney (limeskittle101) and I wrote, but I wrote this onePlease Review and telll me if you liked it, or if it sucked.

Joy to the World:

Joy to the world,

That Jacob's dead

We barbecuded his head!

Now it might seem crude,

But we were in the mood.

Thank god that Jacob's dead,

Thank god that Jacob's dead

Thank GOOOOOOOOD that Jacob's dead.

Now I'm not telling you lies,

We stabbed him in the eyes.

Thank god that Jacob's dead,

Thank god that Jacob's dead,

Thank GOOOOOOOOD that Jacob's dead.

We kicked him to the floor,

And slammed his head in the door,

Thank god that Jacob's dead,

Thank god that Jacob's dead,

Thank GOOOOOOOOD that Jacob's dead.

We left no finger prints,

There is no evidence,

Thank god that Jacob's dead,

Thank god that Jacob's dead,

Thank GOOOOOOOOD that Jacob's dead.

What happened to his body,

We flushed it down the potty,

Thank god that Jacob's dead,

Thank god that Jacob's dead,

Thank GOOOOOOOOD that Jacob's dead.

It looks like we are through,

But next it could be you,

Thank god it's just a song,

Thank god it's just a song,

Thank GOOOOOOOOD we're not standing behind you!