-Hi everyone! Here is my first Harry Potter parody! Oh wait, darn it! Make it my second! Enjoy! Oh, right, you cant enjoy it till it gets to the good bit! Duh, Mia! Yea, well whatever! Just enjoy the really boooring…first chapter!-
It was another really scary, Voldemort is out to get me, he's gonna get me, day for Harry Potter. That means it's another average, normal day. ANYWAY, Harry was eating his breakfast, because he has to eat OR HE'LL DIE! Wait a minute, are you saying Voldemort is not gonna kill Harry? Score! Uh..NO! I mean yes, but NO! Wait a minute, who am I talking to? Yourself. Ok, on with the story then! Harry average day, Voldemort, get me, breakfast die, yada yada yada..ah, here we are! Harry looked around his cupboard and sighed. He got up, hit his head on the roof, opened the door, fell over, hit his head again, and made it to the Hogwarts Express.
*LATER THAT VOLDEMORT DAY*
"MUM!
"What?"
"MUM"
What?"
"MUUUM"
"WHAAAT?"
"I need to pee" Replied Ronald Weasley, holding legs together. Ron's mum smirked…..and walked away. The ignored teenager, winced as him mum walked right off the train and..well..died. Hermione's eyes widened. "Oh My God!" She gasped. "What?" Harry asked curiously. "Ron needs to pee!" She screamed. She and Harry ducked as the stuff came squirting out. "Uhh, Ron, I'll get some paper towels" Harry mumbled as some trickled down his forehead. "That. Would. Be. Nice." Ron said through clenched teeth.
"Oh My God!" Hermione screamed. At the same time Ron and Harry yelled, "WHAT!". Hermione slumped in her seat. "Never mind" She squeaked.
-I know, I know, your screaming because this chapter is soo short. *Ducks as underpants come flying at head* Hey, It's just a kick start to a soon to be 50 chapter story! ( I think) I will update tomorrow with a 1½ k worded chapter! Did that make sence? I don't know! Hope you enjoyed the first chapter anyway!-