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My FIRST Hellsing fanfiction so don't be so harsh on ma ass okay?

Haven't you always thought about how Integra would say 'wanker'?

Integra, Seras and Walter were looking at the thief which was caught stealing from their founds. The first thing that caught their eye was the fact that out the kid's back were coming out 4 metallic tentacles, each one ending with 3 big iron claws.

Integra traced the long iron tentacles who were currently secured to the ground, just as the kid was secured to a chair, when Seras said:

"I think we got Doctor Octopus."

Integra turned to her with a confused then Seras clarified:

"A bad guy from a movie. What, just because I am a vampire now that means I can't watch movies?"

Integra turned towards the kid who was looking at the group with a weird glare. The first thing that she was trying to figure out was why a normal person would steal from them, after all they have Alucard and now they have Seras plus the building was guarded by armed men so any thief who tried something either a very complicated plan or either was just insane.

Integra wanted answers, she wasn't going to let this public by handing him to the police, she could already imagine what the vampires out there would't thought:

"If one nameless kid did it then why we can't?"

She turned towards her two companions and said:

"I would like to have some time alone with him, children aren't so difficult to read."

The two wasted no time in doing as told. Once they were gone Integra light up a cigar and sat at the table looking at the kid.

She tried to think about what to ask first when the kid spoke:

"Do you have any idea how much that kinda cigar costs?All my clothes that I currently have on me are cheaper then that thing."

"You are here to answer my questions."Integra said.

"Nope, I am here to take some money."The kid said flatly.

"And for what exactly?"

"None of your business."The kid said flatly and looking away. One thing which Integra hated most was not receiving the respect she used to receive from all her soldiers and agents and it was clear that this kid wasn't going to offer it.

"Young mister, do you know who I am?"Integra asked.

"No and I don't really care."The kid said again rolling his eyes, boy he hated when people played that card.

"I am Integra Wingates Fairbooks Hellsing. I am the chief of Helssing organization and you were caught stealing from our founds. I don't think you are comprehending the situation you are in."

"WAIT!You are Integra Hellsing?"The kid asked.

"Yes."

"That Integra Hellsing?"

"Indeed."Integra said, a smirk forming on her face which faded right when the kid opened his mouth again:

"You're joking, you're joking!I can't believe my eyes!You're joking me, you gotta be!You can't be the right girl!You're ancient, you're ugly, I don't know which is worst!I might just give you some respect if I don't die laughing first!"

Integra frowned, first, she barely in her early 20's, second, she considered herself a beautiful woman and she was, long silver hair, icy blue eyes, flawless skin...No..the kid was trying to make her angry and he was slowly achieving it. But Integra Hellsing wasn't going to be defeated by a kid, not in this lifetime. Not saying any word she got from the table and just before she opened the door, the kid said:

"Ah, the good cop-bad cop routine?"

"We are not cops."Integra said before closing the door behind her. If she wasn't going to get anything from the kid, maybe the police database who was at her disposal would've offered something. She knew she could count on Walter, hell, he trusted him with her life and he haven't disappointed her yet.

"Walter what have we got about our new guest?"Integra asked.

"Nothing my lady, the police data has been hacked and deleted by someone, not every single school had something useful about him, nothing on hospitals, clothing appears to be custom."Walter said. Integra sighed.

"So we don't know anything do we?"

"I'm afraid not."

Integra sighed again, how will she deal with a kid with no family or relatives, no friends, no nothing?Then an idea crossed her mind.

"Walter, have you ever needed some help with your daily chores?"Integra asked. Instantly knowing what she had in her head, Walter responded:

"As a matter of fact I did, but nothing to worry about, why, are you planning to use our new guest?"

"Well he has 8 limbs in total so I think he wouldn't mind...too much."Integra said grinning.

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There!A prologue!

Review and tell me if u like this or if u just want to tell me that my character sucks.