Anger Management
Author's Notes: If ya wanna noe why I wrote this and how I came up with this story check out "Frosty,LoTR, and Big Bird???" either chapter 1 or 2 but the whole story is good.R/R both ok. We start off with J.B. driving a Pinto
J.B.- I'm going to kill Josh I'm goin to get him good this time
Daniel-Calm down Potter
J.B.-GArner be quiet
Daniel-Yo first we got to stop at Hardees
J.B.-Sweet sweet buscuits with Dr. Pepper
*they eat at Hardees then leave*
J.B.-Theres Josh!!!!
Daniel-Man yo just leave him alone
*J.B. runs Josh into a garage and the police come*
Cop-Your going to Anger Management
J.B.-No I'm not going with those freaks
Cop-Ohh yea ya are
*J.B. walks to Issacs Therapy Center bcuz the polices take his license*
Travis-Welcome all lets meet J.B.
All-Hi J.B.
J.B.-Ahhh shut up
Travis-Its okay let all your anger out
J.B.-Fine come here Dr. Evil
Dr. Evil-Ahh what the frick are ya doin moron?
J.B.-Who are you calling moron?
Dr. Evil-You
*J.B. and Dr. Evil bond over the next three weeks*
Dr. Evil-Haha ha good one J.B.
Scott Evil-But Dad i just said that one 5 minutes ago
Dr. Evil-Hey Scott you know what?NO
Scott-Dad stop *Dr. Evil interrupts him*
Dr. Evil-J.B. likes being evil. Scotty Don't!Scotty Don't!
Scott-*starts to cry*I can't be the person you want me to be
Dr. Evil-Well you could try maybe
Scott-I do
Dr. Evil-Zip it!
Scott-Daddddd
Dr. Evil-Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury i present to you ex- zip it A
*Travis walks in*
Travis-JB
J.B.-What?
Travis-Your time is up?
J.B.-WHat do ya mean?
Travis-You no longer need to be here
J.B.-Fine I'll miss you Dr. Evil
Dr. Evil-Wait J.B. I have sumthing to tell ya
Dr. Evil- "Just the two of Us"
This is a very sensitive subject...
Just the 2 of us (repeat 2x)
yeahhhhhh ahum ahum ahum verse 1
From the moment I heard Frau
Said I had a new clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An evil dr. shoudlnt speak aloud bout his feelings
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing
I'd hope Scott
Would look up to me,
Run the buisness of the family
Had an evil empire,
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things he never had
Scott would think
I was a good guy
returned the love I have
make me wanna cry
Be evil, but had my feelings too
Chaged my life with Opra and Mya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
Say La vea
life is cruel,treat you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
J.B., you complete me.
Just the two of us (repeat )
uh-huh
yeah
just me and you
gettin jiggy with it
yeah ahum
quite pleasent really
YOU AND I
daddy loves you
daddy loves you
you and I
J.B.-Aww thank you *tears up* Dr. Evil
*Legolas comes in the building*
Scott-Wow wats up with that freak!
*shotgun shot heard*
J.B.-While we'll never find out cuz i jus kill the lil bugger
Dr. Evil-I'll see you again
J.B.-And I you good friend and I you
Author's Notes:This is decitated to J.B. he really wanted me to write a story bout him killing sum1 so I did.What ya think?Review!
Author's Notes: If ya wanna noe why I wrote this and how I came up with this story check out "Frosty,LoTR, and Big Bird???" either chapter 1 or 2 but the whole story is good.R/R both ok. We start off with J.B. driving a Pinto
J.B.- I'm going to kill Josh I'm goin to get him good this time
Daniel-Calm down Potter
J.B.-GArner be quiet
Daniel-Yo first we got to stop at Hardees
J.B.-Sweet sweet buscuits with Dr. Pepper
*they eat at Hardees then leave*
J.B.-Theres Josh!!!!
Daniel-Man yo just leave him alone
*J.B. runs Josh into a garage and the police come*
Cop-Your going to Anger Management
J.B.-No I'm not going with those freaks
Cop-Ohh yea ya are
*J.B. walks to Issacs Therapy Center bcuz the polices take his license*
Travis-Welcome all lets meet J.B.
All-Hi J.B.
J.B.-Ahhh shut up
Travis-Its okay let all your anger out
J.B.-Fine come here Dr. Evil
Dr. Evil-Ahh what the frick are ya doin moron?
J.B.-Who are you calling moron?
Dr. Evil-You
*J.B. and Dr. Evil bond over the next three weeks*
Dr. Evil-Haha ha good one J.B.
Scott Evil-But Dad i just said that one 5 minutes ago
Dr. Evil-Hey Scott you know what?NO
Scott-Dad stop *Dr. Evil interrupts him*
Dr. Evil-J.B. likes being evil. Scotty Don't!Scotty Don't!
Scott-*starts to cry*I can't be the person you want me to be
Dr. Evil-Well you could try maybe
Scott-I do
Dr. Evil-Zip it!
Scott-Daddddd
Dr. Evil-Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury i present to you ex- zip it A
*Travis walks in*
Travis-JB
J.B.-What?
Travis-Your time is up?
J.B.-WHat do ya mean?
Travis-You no longer need to be here
J.B.-Fine I'll miss you Dr. Evil
Dr. Evil-Wait J.B. I have sumthing to tell ya
Dr. Evil- "Just the two of Us"
This is a very sensitive subject...
Just the 2 of us (repeat 2x)
yeahhhhhh ahum ahum ahum verse 1
From the moment I heard Frau
Said I had a new clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An evil dr. shoudlnt speak aloud bout his feelings
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing
I'd hope Scott
Would look up to me,
Run the buisness of the family
Had an evil empire,
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things he never had
Scott would think
I was a good guy
returned the love I have
make me wanna cry
Be evil, but had my feelings too
Chaged my life with Opra and Mya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
Say La vea
life is cruel,treat you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
J.B., you complete me.
Just the two of us (repeat )
uh-huh
yeah
just me and you
gettin jiggy with it
yeah ahum
quite pleasent really
YOU AND I
daddy loves you
daddy loves you
you and I
J.B.-Aww thank you *tears up* Dr. Evil
*Legolas comes in the building*
Scott-Wow wats up with that freak!
*shotgun shot heard*
J.B.-While we'll never find out cuz i jus kill the lil bugger
Dr. Evil-I'll see you again
J.B.-And I you good friend and I you
Author's Notes:This is decitated to J.B. he really wanted me to write a story bout him killing sum1 so I did.What ya think?Review!