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The Scary Boggart
Snape was walking in the dungeons, on his way to his office, when he found a brown woody closet. "My my, what in the world could that be?" He said curiously. "I know my mom told me not to pick up any stange things that I didn't know what were... oh well who cares, she's dead now..." And he opened the closet, instead of picking it up, respecting his mom's words... After all, It had been Snape himself that killed her with his bad breath when giving her a good night kiss, which by the way was useless, 'cause he snored loudly anyway... And in the closet was, or at least had been, it was out now, a Boggart! And of course, the Boggart changed into... "What?? A bunny?? Hahahaaaa! Severus Snape is scared of big fluffy, pink bunnies! Wait 'till I tell everyone about that Boggart..." said McGonagall, who had been sent to deliver the Boggart to a DADA class. "Eeeep!" Said Snape, running in ridiculous circles, scared that the big, pink, fluffy bunny would eat him. "Bunnies are evil! Bunnies are evil!" but he didn't have to be afraid no more 'cause McGonagall was there, and the Boggart, noticing her too, didn't know what to be, so it turned into a green, slimy water monster with big, pink, fluffy bunny ears, and a bunny nose, not scary at all. But Snape, who was dizzy and tired of all this running, stopped and said: "Riddiculus..." oofing and poofing, and the Boggart now was a big bunny in Neville's grandma's dress, with the hat and the wallet and all, McGonagall laughed but Snape fell down on his knees, crying for help. Then McGonagall suddenly stopped laughing... "Severus! You have killed the Boggart! What am I supposed to say with Gilderoy Lockhart now?" "Just tell him that now he has no reason to be afraid that a little pink fluffy mouse comes, threatning to eat his hair." said Dumbedore. "He's already fainted to the thought of the Boggart."
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A/N This is my very first fanfic and I'm proud of it! ( Of course, I have vivid imagination and I *was* bored... What else could you expect? No drama at least, that's for sure!)
The Scary Boggart
Snape was walking in the dungeons, on his way to his office, when he found a brown woody closet. "My my, what in the world could that be?" He said curiously. "I know my mom told me not to pick up any stange things that I didn't know what were... oh well who cares, she's dead now..." And he opened the closet, instead of picking it up, respecting his mom's words... After all, It had been Snape himself that killed her with his bad breath when giving her a good night kiss, which by the way was useless, 'cause he snored loudly anyway... And in the closet was, or at least had been, it was out now, a Boggart! And of course, the Boggart changed into... "What?? A bunny?? Hahahaaaa! Severus Snape is scared of big fluffy, pink bunnies! Wait 'till I tell everyone about that Boggart..." said McGonagall, who had been sent to deliver the Boggart to a DADA class. "Eeeep!" Said Snape, running in ridiculous circles, scared that the big, pink, fluffy bunny would eat him. "Bunnies are evil! Bunnies are evil!" but he didn't have to be afraid no more 'cause McGonagall was there, and the Boggart, noticing her too, didn't know what to be, so it turned into a green, slimy water monster with big, pink, fluffy bunny ears, and a bunny nose, not scary at all. But Snape, who was dizzy and tired of all this running, stopped and said: "Riddiculus..." oofing and poofing, and the Boggart now was a big bunny in Neville's grandma's dress, with the hat and the wallet and all, McGonagall laughed but Snape fell down on his knees, crying for help. Then McGonagall suddenly stopped laughing... "Severus! You have killed the Boggart! What am I supposed to say with Gilderoy Lockhart now?" "Just tell him that now he has no reason to be afraid that a little pink fluffy mouse comes, threatning to eat his hair." said Dumbedore. "He's already fainted to the thought of the Boggart."
END!
A/N This is my very first fanfic and I'm proud of it! ( Of course, I have vivid imagination and I *was* bored... What else could you expect? No drama at least, that's for sure!)