Chapter One: The letter
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"Argghhhh…!" Mario angrily exclaimed, watching a soccer game with his favorite team losing by about 9 points, "They lost against the frigin' Koopas!" He sipped his coffee as he eats his breakfast during the morning. Everything was going as a "Happy Day" in the Mushroom Kingdom, until Parakarry arrived at the Mario Bros.' mailbox…
SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!
"Agh… Owch…," coughed the young flying mail koopa Parakarry, " I need to work on my flying lessons once I get a stupid break…*COUGH* *COUGH*!" He walked and opened the Bros.' mailbox, with an ordinary but very suspicious letter in an envelope with a skull stamped on…
DING, DONG, DING, DONG… he rang the bell. "I'll get that," Luigi complained and walked to the door. "STUPID KOOPA!" yelled Mario, "HE FREAKIN' KICKED THE FREAKIN' TOAD'S NUTS INSTEAD OF THE FREAKIN' BALL!" He stood up and threw his coffee across the kitchen all the way to crashing the window, scaring a frightened Parakarry outside .
"Hey, bro," said Luigi with a happy but mad face.
"Yeah?" questioned Mario.
"Can you do me a favor?"
"What?"
"Shut the heck up."
"Okay."
Luigi walked up and opened the door, and saw Parakarry in standing face-to-face with him. The Koopa had a worried and scared, not just scared from the coffee cup, but from something else...
"Luigi! How're you doin'? I thought I just stop by and, um, say hello!" he cheerfully (but fakingly) said.
"Is there something wrong with you?" Luigi asked suspiciously, "I can tell by the look on your yellow face..."
"Parakarry shivered, and hesitated to talk, but he did anyways, "the letter in you mail was one of the thousands of letters I was supposed to send in the Mushroom Kingdom. I couldn't give it to Bowser's territory becasue, well, y'know, Bowser hates good guys. But anyways, the letter is from unknown, just to let you know, and there's this really scary picture stick ing on it... WELL, SEE YOU LATER!" He took off, frightened as ever, and sent the other same letters to the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Weirdo,"Luigi said dumbfounded. He opened the mailbox and found the envelope with the stamped skull saying:
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For heroes or brave people only.
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Still confused, he opened the envelope and found a letter and a real-life photo of a beheaded Toad, splattered with blood... the letter was read:
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Dear Mario Bros. and the other brave people out there,
I have heard of all your brave and heroic adventures throughout the years. That was a surprise for me. Smooshing goombas, kicking koopas, burning piranha plants, and so on. Though I have MY own victims, too, like that one in the photo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But that's not just how I kill. I kill in many different ways-assasination, assault, anything I can think of. I can be hiding in closets, bushes, anything. So beware, I'm anywhere. So try to find me. Yeah... just try. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sincerely,
Why Should tell you?
P.S. : I'm not the only out there. GOOD LUCK PEOPLE!
Luigi shivered a bit. A whistling gust of wind and a leaf flowing to the endless air was seen and heard as Luigi rushed inside the house and showed Mario the letter and picture.