Well, I was spurred on to this with a conversation on a roleplay site I am on xD I of course am playing Saïx (Or puppy xD) So it didn't take long to write this.
I originally started with No. XI (Marluxia) but then I thought, how would it be if I wrote all of them. Thus here is the first chapter and the first character in the Organization XIII.
To those who wonder, I have NO idea when this will be finished. I am slow xD

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, it all belongs to Square Enix and Disney D;

The man was not amused. His second-in-command had failed to do what he ordered him to do. He felt the headache pound behind his eyes already, orange colored eyes gazing at the Berserker who was chewing on the toy he had found somewhere "Don't you have anything more important to do, no. VII?" He questioned, voice as always cold. The Luna Diviner looked up and then shrugged carelessly with his shoulders, chewing a few more times before finally taking the toy out of his mouth "Already finished my mission, superior." He spoke, voice slightly warmer than the one he called 'superior' "Besides, it was some time to relax.." The man face palmed again and walked away.

The Luna Diviner watched after the male, before shrugging shoulders once more and keeping on chewing on his highly treasured DOG TOY! He growled happily, the toy in his mouth squeaking its protest that he ignored. He was too content to listen to anything right now, maybe perhaps for the superior, speaking about the man.. He tensed as a dark portal formed behind him.

Xemnas walked in the room again through the portal, brushing hair away from his face and looking at the silent, curled up form of Saïx. His eyes raised in a 'why me' gesture before he took a box from underneath his cloak. He was sure he hadn't made a noise, but at looking at the Berserker again, he found himself with two amber eyes aimed at the box in his hands. He looked at it himself and raised it, eyes once back on Saïx and noted with some satisfaction that the Nobody's gaze followed it "Does puppy want it?" He questioned lightly, the Azure-haired male in front of him nodded eagerly. Xemnas was sure that he saw drool now.

A shudder ran over his spine, before his hand went into the box filled with doggy treats and took one of those -highly favored by Saïx- cookie out. He raised an eyebrow and Saïx came closer "Saïx wants cookie, yesss.." He spoke, not aware that he spoke to himself in third person. Xemnas raised it out of the Berserker's reach "You'll have to do something first." He spoke, making Saïx whine "What?" He questioned, warily. He knew what would happen and he didn't look forward to it.

"A-a--ah, stop it!" He cried out, grunting as he grabbed a tight hold of the wood in front of him "Stop!" The Luna Diviner cried again, sounding like a little girl. Xigbar laughed, shaking the ladder more. The same ladder where Saïx was balancing on and holding on at the same time to the wood that he was supposed to hammer against the wall. The Freeshooter didn't do so and Saïx wailed once more and tried to concentrate long enough so he could summon Lunatic and bash the Freeshooter's head in.

The Luna Diviner made it down safely, Xigbar finally chased away. It was obvious that the azure-haired male deserved a trait now. He walked happily to his superior's room. A few gazes followed him, almost shocked that the second most emotionless Nobody looked happy and even seemed to hum! A shudder ran over their spines, whatever made him so happy, it couldn't be good.

Saïx arrived and knocked on the door, before pushing it open "Treat now?" He questioned. The silver-haired man, having been bend over the papers looked up, raising an eyebrow "Did you fi--?" He couldn't finish his sentence before the other Nobody interrupted "Yes, yes!" He cried out "Everything!" He continued "Cookie?" The berserker finally ended. Xemnas couldn't do anything more than to take the desired treat and threw it at Saïx.

A small quirk of the lips showed the first Nobody's amusement for a brief moment. He then looked at the papers again "Something else, No. VII?" He didn't look up, taking the ball-point from his desk again and wrote something down once more. He looked up yet again as Saïx didn't speak or move, his eyebrow raised once more and he cleared his throat "Need something, No. VII?" He questioned again. The Luna Diviner finally looked up, blinking slowly "Saïx want more cookies?"

Miserable, he limped back to his room. His superior had thrown him out of the room, hurting his bum. He would have asked for a kiss to soothe the pain, but since it was in a not too best place he kept away from it, not to say that he nearly asked the Superior. He seriously would have been hurt if he asked this Nobody. Thus he kept limping to his room, muttering angrily "I only wanted a cookie.." He spoke to the silent air in front of him, frowning.

A luck that no one was around, they would have teased him for his strange behavior. He didn't like them, he only liked the cookies that they brought. He especially liked the Superior, although the rumors around them because of the other members weren't. The cookies that No. I bought especially for him could make everything alright! He would do everything to obtain them. His hands twitched and saliva formed in his mouth, thinking about them could send him in euphoria, it was better than an orgasm! Not that he knew what it felt like..

Anyway! Continuing on. He pushed the door open, promptly threw the lurking member there out and entered it. He firmly closed the door in front of their nose and went to the bed. He let himself fall, before shifting his upper body so he could peak underneath the bed. He growled softly and reaching out with his hand took a toy from underneath it. He looked at it for a moment, before placing it in his mouth and chewing happily. The squeaks it send in the silent air around him, where amusing. He was happy that no one had found them yet, he had a presumption that Xemnas knew of it, and maybe the pink-haired Nobody. Marluxia?

He growled softly once more. That Nobody had tried to stalk him, but he had been smart. He had escaped from that watchful eye a few times and did what he wanted most. The going to the toilet-thing seemed to work especially.