Disclaimer; Mwahahahaha. I OWN Scarlet, Aquila and Xena, well all my OC's Hahahahaha!

Fine, I don't own anyone who is in JK's book.

I'm sorry, did you say Wasabi?

Excuse me? I'm not a piece of food

"You know, for a guy, you act like a little bitch" smirked Scarlet Spirit as she glared at the boy

"Why, whenever someone tries to break up with you, does it seem to go the other way?" asked her current boyfriend, well, soon to be ex. Michael Smith.

"Because I'm naturally sexily awesomely cool?" asked Scarlet as she ran her hand through her hair. "Anyway, I don't think it'll work with us. Maybe we should have some time apart yeah? So… see you around" and she sloped off, making Michael look after her dumbfounded.

"OHMIGOSH!" squealed Aquila Monroe as Scarlet mooched down to the Great Hall

"You're going to tell me anyway"

"GUESS WHO I SAW SNOGGING ONE OF THE MARAUDERS?"

"lettme guess, Black was making out with one of his bimbo's?"

"No"

"Lupin and his girlfriend?"

"No"

"Was Potter and Black shagging?"

"What- NO! Potter and Evans"

"Wow. Shock Horror" Scarlet's words dripped sarcasm

"Are you always so sarcastic?"

"Sarcasm; Just one of the services I offer"

"OHMIGOD! OHMIGOD! XENA IS HOLDING HANDS WITH BLACK! CODE OHMIFUCKINGHOLYMOTHEROFGOD" shouted Aquila, brushing her hair behind her back.

"Scar! Aqua! Hey!" cried Xena

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello"

"Sup Mother Fucker?"

"Siri, this is Scarlet Spirit and Aqua Monroe, my best friends. Scar and Aqua, this is Sirius Black" introduced Xena

"I think I remember you" smiled Sirius at Scarlet

"Erm, no. I think I'd remember if I met a git like you" Scarlet smiled innocently and twirled away, right into Remus Lupin

"Sorry" he said, grunting into Scarlet's ear

"Meh. My fault. Cheerio. S'laters Aquila and Xenafillousis, remember, don't eat anything bigger than your head!" a smile once more and Scarlet power walked away

"That's right Mother Fucker! You better run! NO ONE CALLS ME AQUILA SCARLET COOKIE SPIRIT!" yelled Aqua scowling at her friend. Her reply was Scarlet's fading laugh

"Who was she?" asked Remus Lupin as soon as Scarlet was out of sight.

Aqua sighed. "That, was my so-called mate. Please excuse her, she always like that"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, she's usually sarcastic, witty, play-girl, and bitchy" shrugged Xena

"She's never actually bitchy. Only to people she doesn't like. Like, once she fought a girl because they insulted Xena and I. It was really sweet" Aqua smiled at the memory fondly

"Righhttttt…. She was actually quite nice. Insane, but nice" grinned Remus

"Well. I'd hate to break up this Scarlet-is-awesome-party, but I'm hungry" said James Potter over Sirius' shoulder

"You know Scarlet Spirit?" asked Aqua astonished

"Yeah. She's helped me out in a few tight spots and a few pranks too" shrugged James.

"Anyway, let's eat!" exclaimed Sirius smirking. After a few minutes of chatter, there was a disturbance

"BITCH! GIMME MEY CHOCOLATE!" yelled Ginger Morecals, chasing Scarlet through the hall

"NEVER! YOU'D HAVE TO BLOODY NINJA ATTACK ME MOTHERFUCKER!" yelled Scarlet back. Scarlet, being on the Gryffindor Quittich Team, was stronger, so therefore faster

"AHHH! BITCH! I HOPE YOU DON'T LIKE YOU GUCCI SHOES!" screamed Ginger

"HAHAHA! I'M WEARING THEM!" laughed Scarlet

"AHHH! BUGGER!"

Scarlet jumped onto the Gryffindor table and sprinted down it. Ginger followed her lead, and scooped up a bunch of muffins

"MUFFINS!" screamed Scarlet, stopping in her track and running back. Ginger held out her hand for her chocolate and Scarlet stuffed her face full of muffin

"I'm gonna call you muffins" giggled Ginger

"Excuse me? I'm not a piece of food" smirked Scarlet

So there we are. It'll get funnier. Promise

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