Getting mail. Normal day for me. Couldn't be less interesting. It's always mail for Benson or Pops's Mustache Monthly or love dovey love letters to Mordecai from Margaret. That day, I found all of those things. I groaned. I was about to close the mailbox, when I saw a pink envolope. I mean, a really pink envolope. How on earth did I miss that? I took it out of the mailbox, then closed it. It was adressed to... Rigby. Somebody didn't know my last name. Still, I got mail! I ran inside, dropped all the other mail, and opened it. Oh. My. Gosh. It was a love letter. To me. From... Eileen? I always knew that Eileen had a thing for me, but it was a crush. My heart skipped a beat. She had even gone as far as signing it Love, Eileen. How did this happen? Just, wow. I didn't expect this but... I felt good about it. Really good. A return of feelings, you could say. Yup. I was in love with Eileen, and she was gonna find out. I took out a pen and paper and started to write a letter of my own.
Dear, Eileen,
Yes. Yes, I love you. It just hit me when I read your letter. You aren't a nerd who collects turtles. Okay, you are, but I love you for that. I don't have much more to say, either, but... What do you say, Eileen? Are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?
Love, Rigby
I smile, stamp the envolope, adress it, take it outside, put it in the mailbox, close it, and put up the flag.