A/N: HOORAY! It's finally out~! c: This is basically a sequel of "50 Things Romania Should Never Do", so if you're new you can read that one. If a certain amount of people like this, then I'll make another chapter. Pairings contained: Edelweiss, AusHun, FrancexAustria, AustriaxPiano, PruAus, AusIce. ENJOY! (Read number 48 in Austria's dubbed accent.)
1. I will not kidnap that irritating yellow bird of Prussia's and throw it out a 20-story building while it's sleeping.
2. That albino bastard would do the same thing to my piano.
3. My poor piano...
4. I will not tell Switzerland that I miss him and that I want to be "friends" again.
5. Being the anti-social snob he is, he would end up rejecting me.
6. Ja, I just called him a snob.
7. I shall not play "The Phantom Opera" on my piano everytime Turkey walks into my house.
8. In fact, he's not even SUPPOSED to be walking into my house without Hungary's permission.
9. I am not allowed to read "50 Shades Of Grey" aloud to to following:
10. Sealand.
11. Latvia.
12. Wy.
13. France.
14. Kugelmugel.
15. Oh, HEAVENS, not Kugelmugel.
16. The boy would end up painting pictures of...urgh.
17. I shall not pull the plug on Prussia's guitar while he's playing it.
18. The first reason, I'm not stupid.
19. The second reason, that instrument is cursed and I would get electrocuted and die…
20. When I'm sleeping with Hungary, I will not take France's advice and "sexually and roughly" assault her.
21. Hungary will proceed to whack me with her frying pan because apparently she listened to Switzerland:
22. "NEVER HAVE SEX, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT WIMP AUSTRIA. YOU WILL NOT GET CLOSE TO PREGNANT BUT YOU WILL DIE."
23. Beating who I want with my riding crop is unacceptable.
24. Especially if I accidently hit Germany, Sweden, or Russia.
25. I will not put my leg out and trip Switzerland while he's taking a walk with Liechtenstein.
26. ...whenever a person trips a Swiss man, someone from Russia gets hit by a flying piano...
27. I will not play perverted songs on my piano in front of France.
28. He'll get ideas.
29. Bad yaoi doujinshi ideas.
30. I will not make out with my beloved piano when no one is looking.
31. "Roderich is everything okay? You're making weird noises…"
32. "I'M FINE, ELIZABETA! *pant* CAN YOU STAY OUT OF THE *pant* MUSIC ROOM FOR A WHILE? *pant*"
33. I will not attempt to dissect Germany and switch part of his brain with Prussia's.
34. But who knows? Maybe Prussia's IQ will finally rise.
35. Since Australia and I look a bit similar, I will not knock him out, steal his garments and pretend to be him for a day.
36. One, my accent would completely blow my cover.
37. Two, I only have one ahoge.
38. And three, I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES.
39. I will not go around telling everyone that Kugelmugel is my biological son.
40. They would all assume that either Prussia or Iceland had something to do with it…
41. I'm serious, do you know how many insane fangirls ship PruAus?
42. I will not jump out of this computer and slap the author in the face for taking so long to come up with numbers.
43. Once I come out, I wouldn't know how to get back to my own world.
44. I will not poke Switzerland in the shoulder with my conducting baton if he's interrupting my music session.
45. I'll shove it up his ass and yank it out and hear him scream sexily.
46. ...did I just say that aloud?
47. I will not print out pictures of my face and photoshop it on to Prussia's blog selfies.
48. Ew, like, my face is like totally more glorious than THAT whore's, ew.
49. Finally, I, Roderich Edelstein, will never ever adopt a horse and call it "Switzy".
50. I'd have to resist the strong urge to whip him with my riding crop and say, "Hallo Switzy. Today I'm going to ride you for a long time..."