Title: Big Brother
Author: Amaya, MyCookiesNotYours
Genre: Humor.
Rating: T.
Spoilers: Spoilers await.
Word Count: 450.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, because as you can see, Gaara was wearing pants, and Sasuke and Naruto didn't make out.
Author's Note: Have you ever watched the show Big Brother? I have, and the things those moronic people say just cracks me up. Let's see what happens when I replace the real morons with the cast of Naruto.

Big Brother Season 11 ensues.

"For the first time ever, all our guests know eachother, all burdened with horrible pasts, and are all ANIME CHARACTERS!!" Julie said. "And also, we are actually going to allow them to introduce themselves."

"Okay, I'm Naruto Uzu--" "I go first." "I already started #!"

"HEY! Since that moron is treating my Sasuke-kun so badly, I'll go first. My name is Sakura Haruno, I'm-- Old enough to be on this show."

"Just like I taught you, never reveal your age, your age will remain a secret. Oh, I'm Tsunade."

"Yo, Kakashi speaking. This here's my... uh... Wait, Julie, I can't remember the things I'm not allowed to say."

"No content too inappropriate, as we do have teenagers watching this show."

"Okay, then I can say it. This here is my boyfriend Iruka, and the blonde over there is Naruto, he's like the son the government never let us have."

"I could've introduced myself... In a less embarrassing way... But next to me is Chicken-baka... I mean, Sasuke."

"Over there is Shikamaru, Sai is sitting next to him, Orochimaru is-- Groping Sai? And my-- Itachi is sitting by the shark man."

"Hey, the name's Kisame, twerp!"

"I'm Deidara, un. This lollipop face is Tobi, and Sasori's over... Wiping himself with Pledge."

"Hidan give me back the knife!" Julie screamed.

"I need to perform the ritual, I just witnessed something horrible!"

"Orochimaru licking someone does not qualify as something you'd need to sacrifice for!"

"But he's a heathen!"

"We are experiencing some-- Okay, screw it, I QUIT!"

Due to the fact we no longer have a host, and some maniac just killed some producers, this season of Big Brother has been cut short.

But remember, Big Brother is watching you.

"Oooh, creepy! Hey Sasuke, you think Itachi even watches you when you take a shower?! OR when you go to the bathroom!? I BET HE DOES!"

Itachi and Sasuke started chasing Naruto around the room as he screamed bloody murder, and Sakura had the worst nose bleed ever.

If you asked her though, she would've said it was worth it. BECAUSE IT TOTALLY WAS!